So here comes old Newt
A real fucking beaut!
Abandoned a wife who had cancer
This fat piece of crap
With gums all a-flap
Now postures as if he has answers
Image by Gage Skidmore via Flickr
Oh, he can tell you how
To cheat on your frau
And he knows about shopping at Tiff’nys
A liar, a letch
A windbag, a wretch
With morals as weak as his stiffies
Hey, Gingrich
That thin bitch
Ann Coulter wants to do ya
Image via Wikipedia
Your Missus
Knows this is
Worth ten more diamonds to ya
You conman
Come on man
You must think we’re all suckers
You fat rich
Fuck Gingrich
You pompous motherfucker
You’re down there with Herman
Both serial vermin
The best of Republican virtue
A pandering whore
Above every law
Keep thinkin’ that nothing can hurt you
So, it’s sweet makin’ fun of
Someone with a ton of
The slime that you have oozin’ from you
You’re arrogant, bloated
A hypocrite coated
In “Christian,” – tho’ Christians should shun you.
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You have a way with words; I like it. Reminiscent of Jack Kerouac and Mexico City Blues -The Non-Conformist
Posted by TheConfirmationFiles | April 22, 2012, 6:29 amthanks, i appreciate even being mentioned in the same sentence with Mr. Kerouac. continue…
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Posted by Sebastian Clouth | March 7, 2012, 3:15 amSebastian, i never did “publicly” respond to this comment. so – thanks, and i will join BIN, and, in fact, have. i appreciate the invite. continue…
Posted by barkinginthedark | March 21, 2012, 9:49 pmThis man with the odd-name (who names their child Newt) makes my back teeth hurt and I’m not sure what is worse.. Him (and all his attributes you so wonderfully described) or the zombies that follow him around like lap dogs..
Sorry for the rant, feel better now….
Posted by free penny press | March 6, 2012, 10:42 pmThanks Free Penny, i appreciate the kind comment, and the sentiment contained herein. it’s a mystery to me too. continue…
Posted by barkinginthedark | March 7, 2012, 5:02 amFigures I always miss out on something great when I dont log in for a day or two! Your final words re: christians reminded me of the saying “there’s a special place in hell for them” ….
Posted by MJ, Nonstepmom | January 21, 2012, 12:26 amJanet, sorry i’m late too respond to your very kind comment…been occupied. thanks for reading, for having smarts, and for commenting. continue…
Posted by barkinginthedark | January 22, 2012, 12:56 amI found your blog through a blog that had left a comment on my blog that told me about you from their excursion on another blog! Whew! And my man it was definitely worth it. I love your writing. I love your politics. I love your humor. I’ve been navigating through several of your posts, and I love, love, love the one on Hitler contesting the repub candidates. Your writing is smart, thought-provoking, and LOL funny.
Please drop by my site if you have a moment. I’ve written a couple of humorous pieces as an African-American humorist that you might enjoy (“Get Up Outta My Face” and “Don’t Quote Me–But I Think Jesus is Pissed!”).
http://www.howthehelldidienduphere.wordpress.com
Happy Holidays from one raconteur to another. Cheers!
Posted by Anonymous | December 10, 2011, 7:19 pmwhy thank you eleanor. i really appreciate your kind props. i shall investigate howthehell poste-haste. continue…
Posted by barkinginthedark | December 11, 2011, 1:10 amthanks anonymous – I shall slide over to your corner asap. meanwhile i thank you for your VERY kind comments, i really appreciate it, and i so appreciate the people with brains who like my stuff…there’s hope yet. continue…
Posted by barkinginthedark | January 22, 2012, 12:46 amI’m a “right wing” conservative. I really am. The social issues which place me there are issues of reason and morality on which I’ll not budge unless soundly proven wrong.
That being said, I agree that the Republican, “right wing” characters who are running and have run for office for the last two decades have been indeed silly and laughable. They would be even more so if they were not consistently so dangerous to America’s ideals and original vision.
So I say again that I’m a conservative because of my social perspectives and understanding of morality, certainly not because I’ve found the visions of Republican candidates to be in line with my own.
Anyway, great post. Pretty rough and extreme, but you certainly get the point across!
Posted by dinkerson | November 27, 2011, 5:45 pmthank you Dinkerson for the thoughtful comment…and for your clear-eyed appraisal of the current Republican crop of candidates. i appreciate this all the more so because of your moral values. continue…
Posted by barkinginthedark | November 27, 2011, 8:53 pmthanks Anne, don’t know why there’s no “reply to this comment” on your lovely comment…but i appreciate the props. continue…
Posted by barkinginthedark | November 19, 2011, 8:49 amWow…like the rant…do you unload on both dems and repubs…because there is plenty of contnet for both sides of the aile.
Posted by Tincup | November 16, 2011, 7:45 pmI agree. but the short answer is no…they’re just not that cartoonishly funny, stupid, or dangerous as right wingers are. sorry. but maybe you should do that? thanks for the comment. continue…
Posted by barkinginthedark | November 17, 2011, 2:25 amOh…the far left is just as scary as far right…one thinks they are so intelligent…the other so right…ha ha…Hollywood full of far lefties…have you seen the movie Bruno? LOL
Posted by Tincup | November 17, 2011, 2:31 amI’m on the far left…i do not eat my own. and yes, i am more intelligent than all the republican candidates in those “debates” put together – as are my friends. …sheesh, that’s not saying too much is it? LOVE Bruno. thanx for the comment.
Posted by barkinginthedark | November 17, 2011, 2:40 amHaha I was going to say a brick might appear be more intelligent. At least it knows how to keep it’s mouth shut. “With morals as weak as his stiffies” Good stuff!
Posted by Anne Schilde | November 19, 2011, 8:41 amthanks Anne, don’t know why there’s no “reply to this comment” on your lovely comment…but i appreciate the props. continue…
Posted by barkinginthedark | November 19, 2011, 8:51 amOoh! I think I know why that is! There was somewhere I remember seeing a setting for how many levels to nest replies and I set mine to 3.
Posted by Anne Schilde | November 19, 2011, 9:40 amhuh? way too technical for a bear of very little brain Annie. but thanks, and continue…
Posted by barkinginthedark | November 19, 2011, 10:42 pmThose last two lines reverberate for me.
Posted by Sparks In Shadow | November 13, 2011, 9:45 pmand thanks again Re…especially sweet coming from a poet. continue…
Posted by barkinginthedark | November 14, 2011, 12:35 amOhhh man, you’re brilliant. Brilliant I tell you!
Posted by Lilabell | November 12, 2011, 5:03 pmthank you sweetheart…for reading, for enjoying, for the huge props, and for taking the time to let me know with a comment. continue…
Posted by barkinginthedark | November 12, 2011, 11:10 pmthank you again Lilabell, i shall endeavour to keep the deliciousness coming. continue…
Posted by barkinginthedark | November 13, 2011, 4:39 amZing.
Posted by BrainRants | November 12, 2011, 2:50 pmwham! bam! sknorrrch! thanks Matt…will check out your latest rant asap. continue…
Posted by barkinginthedark | November 12, 2011, 11:24 pmI have to ask myself why I would want to move from Chicago to the land of Newt and Herman. Seriously? Is this the best Georgia has to offer? What the hell?
Posted by Lisa Golden | November 12, 2011, 2:16 pmOy! Georgia!…once got shaken down by a corrupt judge and his cop pal there. cop caught us doing the limit (NOT speeding- but we had NY plates so…) bought us to a “courthouse” in the middle of the woods, fat “judge” behind a desk, “judge” says ” fine’s $100 (mind you this is 1966 – $100 = i dunno – $1,000?) we say “we weren’t speeding, we want a trial” “judge” drawls: “we-e-ell, court don’ convene but once a monf, an’ it convened yesstiday” as he gestures to a nearby room with bars, i believe it’s called a cell…we paid. anyway lisa h, thanks once again for reading and commenting. continue…
Posted by barkinginthedark | November 12, 2011, 11:37 pmI second Miss Demure. This would make another perfect video!
Posted by Carole Monferdini | November 12, 2011, 12:55 pmi know…i know…(that’s my Jack Benny impersonation)…thanks for the props, for the read, and for the comment Carole. continue…
Posted by barkinginthedark | November 12, 2011, 11:43 pmi’m not anonymous..WTF!
Posted by barkinginthedark | November 12, 2011, 7:15 amMy ex-douche bag boss was in love with anorexic Annie. I can’t figure out what rock she crawled out from under, but sure wish she’d crawl back.
Please tell me it ain’t so . . . Gingrich . . . I’m going the go hide in bed with the covers pulled up over my head until the Rep’s determine which ass clown we have to be concerned may buy his way into the Oval Office next.
I know the answer and I’m sorry to go there again, but there has to be somebody willing do videos for your “songs.” They are just too perfect not to share the love.
Posted by Miss Demure Restraint | November 12, 2011, 3:21 amthanks Dee, i dunno, maybe i’ll read them on a vid…i appreciate the kind words. continue…
Posted by barkinginthedark | November 12, 2011, 7:16 am