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Lookking for job ( # 1 In the series Emails from the Tea Party – Religious Right Branch)

To whos concerned,

, U.S. Senator from Pennsylvania.

, U.S. Senator from Pennsylvania. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Im a high school graduat. I used to rezide in Kansas but I am a liver in Iowa now whos verry capabal of everyting. I will locate where I must be. I curently am helping Rick Santorum on his running. (Go Rick yay) I graduatted near top of class. Lookking for work whare I can do things. I was captian of the football team and the quarterback to. I am a verry  religius person which is why I beleive Mr Santorum knows whats best for us all too. And woman. And he does not use protecshun which I know is the way G-d wants us all to do it. I also think guverment should keep there hands off my grampas medicare to. And also I will always be to work on time to. I dont need to start at top. Will work my way up good. My mom and dad are also verry religius to and have been a huhg part to making me to what I am to. I like your cumpany and I beleive I can be a valuble asett. Please email me and make a appointtment.

Thanks to you for your considderration .

p.s. also to – and remember be like I and vote forr Santorum.

 

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Discussion

22 thoughts on “Lookking for job ( # 1 In the series Emails from the Tea Party – Religious Right Branch)

  1. I think you have been intercepting my mail, Tony. All of my applicants have this form letter. Shh! I am making a fortune off the thing.
    Red.

    Posted by Red | March 24, 2012, 8:01 pm
  2. Tony, just got to your email. Am still wiping Cabernet off the keyboard… and my nose.
    Too damned hysterical, and so well written -especially the touch of not spelling out G-d. Perfect!
    Listening to your CD right now. Damn honey, if you weren’t so far away.
    Am in love with your brain!
    xo

    Posted by Rachael Black | March 23, 2012, 8:30 pm
  3. Man, you’re dry as sticks. If only your spoofs weren’t so acirut. Nice one.

    Posted by Single Malt Monkey | March 23, 2012, 3:53 pm
  4. Another success story from Rev. Terry Jones congregation.
    This lad will go far!

    Read this about 20 minutes ago, finally stopped laughing enough to comment!

    Posted by El Guapo | March 23, 2012, 12:46 pm
  5. Just wandered over from FPP and was a bit surprised to read this. Not quite what I expected (because we all read blogs with similar views normally). I had to read it twice before I got it !!

    Posted by roughseasinthemed | March 23, 2012, 7:38 am
  6. I’m laughing too damn hard to even leave a comment.. you are a fewl..lol..
    hilarious..

    Posted by free penny press | March 23, 2012, 1:13 am
  7. I dun see whaz rong wid dis letta. I’da hyre hym on da spot…. NOT!
    Well, done, Tony! Another masterpiece! I so love opening my inbox and seeing a new post from you. Two thumbs up!

    Posted by She speaks.... | March 23, 2012, 12:30 am
  8. I bet he has a poster of Sarah Palin on his wall, too, and dreams of the deep conversations they could have. Ow, bad mental image! (You’re just too good at this, Tony.) I need to go watch some George Carlin to cleanse myself.

    Posted by Sparks In Shadow | March 22, 2012, 10:42 pm
  9. Too TRUE for words…but you did and so well…geez is that scary or what?

    Posted by jotsfromasmallapt | March 22, 2012, 10:27 pm
  10. Super funny and somewhat true. There are probably people like that.

    Posted by shil | March 22, 2012, 9:45 pm
  11. If that wasn’t so true to life, I’d be rolling on the floor laughing my ass off. As it is, I did chuckle.

    Posted by whatidesiredtosay1 | March 22, 2012, 9:45 pm

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