To whos concerned,
, U.S. Senator from Pennsylvania. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
Im a high school graduat. I used to rezide in Kansas but I am a liver in Iowa now whos verry capabal of everyting. I will locate where I must be. I curently am helping Rick Santorum on his running. (Go Rick yay) I graduatted near top of class. Lookking for work whare I can do things. I was captian of the football team and the quarterback to. I am a verry religius person which is why I beleive Mr Santorum knows whats best for us all too. And woman. And he does not use protecshun which I know is the way G-d wants us all to do it. I also think guverment should keep there hands off my grampas medicare to. And also I will always be to work on time to. I dont need to start at top. Will work my way up good. My mom and dad are also verry religius to and have been a huhg part to making me to what I am to. I like your cumpany and I beleive I can be a valuble asett. Please email me and make a appointtment.
Thanks to you for your considderration .
p.s. also to – and remember be like I and vote forr Santorum.
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I think you have been intercepting my mail, Tony. All of my applicants have this form letter. Shh! I am making a fortune off the thing.
Red.
Posted by Red | March 24, 2012, 8:01 pmvery witty. thanks Red…just added you to blog roll…sorry for the prior omission. continue…
Posted by barkinginthedark | March 25, 2012, 1:36 amOh, thank you. Still shoveling readers out of the avalanche, so every little bit helps
Red.
Posted by Red | March 25, 2012, 2:23 amTony, just got to your email. Am still wiping Cabernet off the keyboard… and my nose.
Too damned hysterical, and so well written -especially the touch of not spelling out G-d. Perfect!
Listening to your CD right now. Damn honey, if you weren’t so far away.
Am in love with your brain!
xo
Posted by Rachael Black | March 23, 2012, 8:30 pmthanks sweetheart, i appreciate it. did u ever see the vid of the first trk?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDp2yBxVrIA&feature=related
anyway, glad you like the tea party email, and my brain feels the love. continue…
Posted by barkinginthedark | March 24, 2012, 5:19 amMan, you’re dry as sticks. If only your spoofs weren’t so acirut. Nice one.
Posted by Single Malt Monkey | March 23, 2012, 3:53 pm“dry as sticks” LOVE it Al, thanks, i appreciate hearing from literate people. continue…
Posted by barkinginthedark | March 24, 2012, 5:21 amAnother success story from Rev. Terry Jones congregation.
This lad will go far!
Read this about 20 minutes ago, finally stopped laughing enough to comment!
Posted by El Guapo | March 23, 2012, 12:46 pmthanks EG, must get over to your Friday post. glad you got a giggle outta this. oh – i hired him. continue…
Posted by barkinginthedark | March 24, 2012, 5:23 amJust wandered over from FPP and was a bit surprised to read this. Not quite what I expected (because we all read blogs with similar views normally). I had to read it twice before I got it !!
Posted by roughseasinthemed | March 23, 2012, 7:38 amThanks, Roughseas, it’s just my little spoof on the illiterates in my country’s Republican religious far right. glad you got it. what’s FPP? continue…
Posted by barkinginthedark | March 24, 2012, 5:27 amI’m laughing too damn hard to even leave a comment.. you are a fewl..lol..
hilarious..
Posted by free penny press | March 23, 2012, 1:13 ami try everyday with all my might to be as big a fewl as possible… thank you for noticing FPP…and for the lovely comment. continue…
Posted by barkinginthedark | March 23, 2012, 3:32 amI dun see whaz rong wid dis letta. I’da hyre hym on da spot…. NOT!
Well, done, Tony! Another masterpiece! I so love opening my inbox and seeing a new post from you. Two thumbs up!
Posted by She speaks.... | March 23, 2012, 12:30 amthanks Michelle, but i think you spelled wronng wronng. i so appreciate your kind comments…and the props. continue…
Posted by barkinginthedark | March 23, 2012, 3:34 amI bet he has a poster of Sarah Palin on his wall, too, and dreams of the deep conversations they could have. Ow, bad mental image! (You’re just too good at this, Tony.) I need to go watch some George Carlin to cleanse myself.
Posted by Sparks In Shadow | March 22, 2012, 10:42 pmThanks sweetheart, oh yeah, Carlin’ll help you cleanse alright
and i just added what i think is a very funny line at the beginning of this…can’t believe i overlooked it originally. continue…
Posted by barkinginthedark | March 22, 2012, 11:23 pmToo TRUE for words…but you did and so well…geez is that scary or what?
Posted by jotsfromasmallapt | March 22, 2012, 10:27 pmSuper funny and somewhat true. There are probably people like that.
Posted by shil | March 22, 2012, 9:45 pmu betchya. thanks Shil, i appreciate it… and i just added what i think is a very funny line at the beginning of this…can’t believe i overlooked it originally. continue…
Posted by barkinginthedark | March 22, 2012, 11:24 pmIf that wasn’t so true to life, I’d be rolling on the floor laughing my ass off. As it is, I did chuckle.
Posted by whatidesiredtosay1 | March 22, 2012, 9:45 pmglad to make you chuckle Whati… thanks for reading, and for commenting…and i just added what i think is a very funny line at the beginning of this…can’t believe i overlooked it originally. continue…
Posted by barkinginthedark | March 22, 2012, 11:25 pm