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More Email From the Tea Party or: Was Trayvon Martin a Gang Banging Tattooed Killer

I am a proud member of the Florida Tea Party, as well as a devowt Christian to.I am absolutely one hundred per cent sure that this boy Trayvan Martian attacked this upstanding civil cervant George Zinnerman in my heart.

Description: A Ku Klux Klan meeting in Gainesv...

Description: A Ku Klux Klan meeting in Gainesville, Florida, Dec. 31, 1922. Source: http://www.displaysforschools.com/history.html.

 

I just did a experiment with my boy out in the back yard. I sent him to the seven eleven for to buy some skittles and a ice tea and I had him come into the back yard where I was standing there. Well sir, them skittles looked exactly one hundred per cent like a .44 Magnim. It is no doubt a case of where a black boy set upon attacking an innocent man going about just minding his own bizness as whut happens a lot all over.

 

Its time we see whut is the real truth as they say on Fox News where they have been saying it right for always and exspecialy now as they have the story right that this boy was attacking this man. And just because the original lead investigater on the case on the night it happened said that Mr Zinnermans story was not credible does not mean anything and anyway he was ignored and dismissed so that proves it. We will sure here a lot of stuff about this in the days to come and a lot of it will be bull s—t I say. But Fox news will tell us the reel fact of the case and I urje us all to watch Mr Bill O Really or Mr Shawn Hannitty who will present what realy happened no doubt.

 

And I wood not put much stock in what any witnesses say who think this Trayvan was trying to excape cause he was being chased that just aint true I can say for a fact. Also let me say hear this is why we need to vote for Mr Sanitarium or Mat Ronmey to be president because of this kind of stuff. I sure hope thare is justice for Mr Zinnerman hear and that this Trayvan does not get away with this. Thank you.

 

 

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31 thoughts on “More Email From the Tea Party or: Was Trayvon Martin a Gang Banging Tattooed Killer

  1. Never thought the day would come I’d find myself thinking “I’m relieved my son doesn’t eat skittles”. But a month from know, it’ll be “whats concealed in a bog of doritos”.
    (How do you spell all those words incorrectly, its a stitch ! )

    Posted by MJ, Nonstepmom | March 29, 2012, 4:22 pm
  2. Gad, I am hoping this wasn’t a real e-mail though in the back of my mind something tells me it might be. I know there are people who think like this, I know there are people like this in this nation.

    Posted by valentine logar | March 29, 2012, 12:29 am
  3. Dude – my brain hurts from following this guy’s train of thought.
    Another great (sad, painful) piece!

    Posted by El Guapo | March 28, 2012, 11:48 pm
  4. Good thing for us, Faux News will schedule the press release and subsequent media circus during dinner as a cinematic (as are most news stories) presentation. The best result? They will all get indigestion, and natural selection will ensue.
    Merci,
    Red.

    Posted by Red | March 28, 2012, 1:44 pm
  5. I was talking with a few co-workers yesterday (@ Corporate America) and they started on the, “Well, Zimmerman was defending himself, blah, blah..”.I merely walked away mid-sentence on them, shaking my head and thinking ” They just don’t get it. We are doomed as a nation with this mindset “..

    I’m sorry too you have to write on this..very sorry.

    Posted by free penny press | March 28, 2012, 10:53 am
    • FPP, my stuff is re-blogged on another site “before it’s news” and you can’t believe the hate bloggers, and the hate-filled comments that this tragedy has engendered. to hear them tell it, Trayvon Martin was a criminal, and deserved this, and this cretin Zimmerman was “defending” himself. wow! i have added this piece to the comments on these hate blogs…as well as a few choice words in separate comments. anyway, thanks for your comment here…and no, they don’t get it. continue…

      Posted by barkinginthedark | March 28, 2012, 8:33 pm
      • That is why the world is going mad.. that is why..
        thank you for your voice!!

        Posted by free penny press | March 28, 2012, 9:55 pm
  6. Hey Tony, I don’t know enough to properly comment (I’ve only seen a headline & minimal details), but I’ve read your comments here & I get the picture fully. I commend you your post. Could have relied on you to say something worthwhile about it – & tonally perfect. xx

    Posted by WordsFallFromMyEyes | March 28, 2012, 10:27 am
  7. Is anyone supporting this poor boy’s family?

    Posted by Single Malt Monkey | March 28, 2012, 7:50 am
  8. So fucking Sad and Disgusting and Wrong. WTF.
    Someone gets arrested immediately for throwing flour on some stupid starlet and still, his killer is walking around breathing fresh air. What is wrong with this world?

    Posted by girl in the hat | March 28, 2012, 2:36 am
  9. This is tonally perfect. I listened to Sean Hannity this evening as I drove home (I was waiting for the traffic report). I nearly stroked out from the conversation justifying the murder of Trayvon Martin.

    Posted by lisahgolden | March 28, 2012, 2:10 am
  10. “Mr Sanitarium”??? I can’t help but think of a sanitary pad…. used, of course.
    As always, excellent work, my friend. It’s sad because although this is technically fiction, you know that there is someone (or several someone’s) who thinks and speaks and spells exactly like this.
    Bravo!!!

    Posted by She speaks.... | March 28, 2012, 2:04 am
  11. I just keep hoping and praying (…something more like hard, no-nonsense thoughts not really like praying-praying) that all the Tea-P-Stupids who can’t talk, can’t spell, can’t eat anything better than fried baloney on mayo covered saltines for breakfast…will get some smarts, see a vision, have an epiphany, eat some Wheaties, think beyond the car sitting on blocks in their front yard. Might as well keep my finger’s crossed for all the affect even traction-action hearing the truth would have on their stunted and yet stifled mentality.

    I’m done. Thanks for the loan of the soap-box.

    You continue to be a Prince of Words.

    Posted by jotsfromasmallapt | March 28, 2012, 2:01 am
  12. You’ve got their number; it must be only a one or a two.

    Posted by walthe310 | March 28, 2012, 2:00 am
  13. Do you write these or are they real? The spelling errors are priceless and I applaud you for your imagination…it must stick in your craw a bit to spell badly but ever so much fun! You capture the ignorance of the Tea Bagger members in such a divine spirit.

    Posted by morezennow | March 28, 2012, 1:38 am
  14. I didn’t realize this was satire until the second paragraph. You really got my blood boiling, bravo.

    Posted by joesix | March 28, 2012, 1:35 am

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