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Slimier than Newt, oilier than Mitt
This is one self-righteous narrow-minded piece of shit
Though it’s right there on the tape
The scariest person in this race
Is Rick Santorum – here’s the case:
Women’s choice? There’s nothing badder
Rape or incest – doesn’t matter
Rick is there something in your Bible
Harkens back to something tribal
When a woman was just chattel
Any way you can begat’ll
Be okay – say, rape or incest
Take that infant to her thin breast
Make her be that baby’s mother
Tho’ that sweet child be her brother?
Is there?
Is this how you see things Ricky?
Sorry if I’m sort of prickly
On this subject I’ve opinions
Square against you and your minions
No one minds you’re all so pious
It’s just the bullshit you run by us
Does scare.
Pick a country – should he hate ‘em
He’s all for we just invade ‘em
(Among our Ricky’s other plans
He thinks we should bomb Iran!)
His worldview’s a catechism
Wants to teach creationism
(Hey it’s fine to be devout
But please just don’t go on about
No stem cells just ‘cause you’re not for ‘em
Did God tell you that Santorum?
Did She?
Wants his nose in every bed
And global warming’s just a hoax
Just some lab geeks playing jokes
Lest all these things be misconstrued
He’s one scary dangerous dude
A real live eighteenth century man
He’s Ricky – our own Taliban
Wants his beak in all our business
As his God is his true witness
Not our God – just his and Perry’s
(She took sides in these primaries?)
Really?
“I believe in income inequality”
His real quote – his real philosophy
His kind of “Christian” who, of course,
Says “I’ve got mine – now you get yours”
To vote for him begs lots of questions
Like; pray tell – how much congestion
Is up there inside your head
Who ties your shoes – who makes your bed?
Huh? – Jeez…
Thinks life begins upon erection
Or necking in “that” movie section
(I think his mind is “Catholic” scarred
A nursing mom can get him hard)
What a president he’d make
I so hope not – for all our sake
Hey Ricky – you should live in peace
Leave us alone – become a priest.
Puh-leeze.
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Tony, when you make a comment on mine, there should be a button underneath the comment box for “Notify me of follow-ups” for “Notify me of new posts”. Or, check the WP blog dashboard, and tell it to email you new posts.
My wp gives me that problem all. the. time.
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Posted by El Guapo | January 9, 2012, 3:34 amHe wants ’em born, just doesn’t want to do anything to help ’em once they’re here.
Think I’ll try and run off some rhymes for ass-bag and douche canoe.
Sad thing is, if he gets anywehre at all, it won;t be She’s fault. It’ll be ours.
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Posted by El Guapo | January 7, 2012, 5:58 amAnd you had me laughing through the pain.
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Posted by El Guapo | January 7, 2012, 5:59 amgotta laugh eh? new hampshire next. continue…
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Posted by barkinginthedark | January 7, 2012, 9:13 amand if i’m following your blog how come i don’t get an email when u post? i know u can’t answer this question. i’ll figure it out. goin’ there now. continue…
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Posted by barkinginthedark | January 7, 2012, 9:18 amhmmmm ass-bag…douche canoe…very literate descriptive phrases for this piece of pustule. yeah She’s out there hittin’ it hard. gotta love ‘er. thanks EG. continue…
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Posted by barkinginthedark | January 7, 2012, 9:12 amHe’s a walking, talking human shit bag!
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Posted by Don in Massachusetts | January 7, 2012, 3:20 amhe’s not even that good. thanks don. continue…
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Posted by barkinginthedark | January 7, 2012, 9:14 amSeriously, this guy is a total nutcase. My hope is that now that he’s a ‘front runner’, he’ll get Cainified – you know, all of his shit will come out of hiding and hit the fan???
🙂 Sometimes I picture you in my head, while you’re writing these pieces. Do you get mad as hell or laugh? I would totally be giggling!!!
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Posted by Janece | January 7, 2012, 12:26 amJanece, i laugh…a lot. i’m glad you do too. saint santorum ain’t gonna get a quorum. alas, another huge loss for comedians everywhere. thank you sweetheart, i appreciate your wit-filled writing, and your comments. continue…
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Posted by barkinginthedark | January 7, 2012, 2:37 amAs always your poetry makes an amusing yet cutting point. Mentioned in a comment yesterday that he’s the scariest of all.
Totally dug your lines:
‘When a woman was just chattel
Any way you can begat’ll’ and
‘Did God tell you that Santorum?
Did She?’
Keep them coming Tony. Your style and knowledge make me look forward to all of your posts.
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Posted by Rachael Black | January 6, 2012, 9:31 amThank you Rachael, praise like this (from a witty and talented Mensa member no less) is very appreciated…and whoever mentioned that he was the scariest? they’re right. continue…
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Posted by barkinginthedark | January 6, 2012, 9:56 pmLMAOP!!!! Your Ballads are the BEST! Thanks!!!! 😀
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Posted by She speaks.... | January 6, 2012, 3:31 amthank you so much sweetheart…i really appreciate it. continue…
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Posted by barkinginthedark | January 6, 2012, 4:47 amHuh. Income inequality sounds good to this guy? Sounds like his religious background has made him an enormously empathetic individual, the kind the 1% needs in all areas of the government. His heart is so open to their needs and difficulties that, well, I’m getting choked up just thinking about it.
I inadvertently began my day with Michael Moore’s “Capitalism, A Love Story.” Couldn’t look away. I’m still in shock, but I don’t know why. I’ll pretty much believe anything these days.
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Posted by Sparks In Shadow | January 6, 2012, 3:27 ami’ve got a piece on capitalism – waiting for the right moment. he’s a sick little boy this guy…and a reflection of all the fearful haters who approve of him. sad. thanks Re. continue…
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Posted by barkinginthedark | January 6, 2012, 4:45 am