I am sorry, but I just keep on hearing the word erectile in so many of our TV commershals these days that I am just all fit to be tied up. I am a growed 51 year old woman but I do not need to hear erectile this and erectile that and erectile all over the place its Unchristian. Why if Mr. Ronald Reagan was still president there would not be none of these erectiles all over the place such as I am hearing all over. When I was a young tad of a girl being home schooled we didn’t never even know this word was. And now it is. And everywhere I am listening and watching there is erectile. I had to leap over my grandchild the other day to block the TV while making loud noises such as yee yee yee hooo hoooo and like so to keep her from hearing this word that I about threw my liver against my abdoman to not let her hear this dang word. And I don’t want any of my other 18 grandchildren or even my own 12 growed up children to hear this erectile word neither. What is it about this word that it has to be on every 15 minutes on every channel and espeshally on my favorite channels the Home Shopping Networks where you can buy a real diamond ring for $59.99 which is why it’s my favorite – but there is that durn word every other minute. Even on Hannity and O’Reilly who have all the fair and balansed news and are the best and G-d fearing men. Is the world gone plum loonie? Have they put something in the cheeze whizz that I don’t know? Is it because all these queer gays write all this stuff because they are constantly masterbating and formicating all the time as I can tell and all those things they do with them fruits and vegetabels? I am hoping that this word will all end when Mr. Newt Gingrich or Mr. Mutt Romney or Mr. Ron Paul is president and there will be no more of this erectile stuff coming out of my TV at all hours and when the kids are listening and watching also -which is why I am voting for which of them runs against this Muslin. I also like that Mr. Tim Polenta to bad he is not. And its really to bad that the one I like the most best that is Mr. Rick Sanitarium is so far behind that I cant see how he could be the one thuogh he is the most sacred of them all and most devowt as me for sure and there for sure would not be any of this erectile stuff if he was the one definately. But now I see that he is comming with a serge and so maybe he can win and then that for sure will put an end to all the erectiles. And there it is on the home shopping network again – AGAIN! Erectile, erecti – huh? What? Direct dial? Direct dial? Is that what I keep hearing? Direct dial? Did I break my liver for nothing there? DIRECT DIAL!!?…Well…that is different. I am all for direct dial, espeshally on the Home Shopping Networks. Anyhoo, I say we smart people got to vote this Muslin Osama out and get a good G-d fearing white man in that there white house which is why they call it a white house in the firstest place am I right or what?
Direct dial…sheesh…dam hearing aids. Can you blame me?
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