I’m sick of all your bullshit
fuck (Photo credit: shellehs)
You goobers tryin’ to pull shit
Screamin’ from your pulpit
Goin’ into full fit
Tryin’ to pull the wool shit
Ya hear enough and you’ll shit
From all you freaky people
With your hands into a steeple
Quotin’ bullshit from your prayer book
As if you really care – look
If you gave a single damn for
The people who were jammed your
Vote would always show it
Everyone would know it
But you’re far removed from Christian
You’re spineless jellyfish in
Thrall to all your hatred
Swallowin’ the bait fed
To you by the philand’ring
Power hungry pand’ring
People who just use you
Fuck you and abuse you
Feed you lies of tissue
‘N we get fucked up with you
Denyin’ that the globe’s hot
Women bein’ probed! – what?
Our women see right through ya
Not one of ‘em would do ya
Tho’ you really wanna do them
You really wanna screw them
The vote it’s gonna cost you
And after you have lost you
Can blame it on the ladies
Who’ll see you rot in Hades
You bit too large a chunk off
They’ll cheer when you have slunk off
The women are too hip for
All your fucking shit you’re
Just a bunch of eunuchs
Who wait in loos to chew dicks
You phony “Christian” haters
Evangelical race baiters
If Jesus Christ were here you
Would call him out as queer you
Would call for his impalin’
And you would do the nailin’
Yes, if there was a Satan
All you who are hatin’
Like you and Rick Santorum
Would be the agents for ‘im
Although you bring us all down
We look at you and see clowns
As clowns you are the hugest
As funny as the stooges
But they were really keen wits
You are merely mean shits
Fouling water, air
Shills for billionaires
Who’re comin’ for our medicare
And fuck me if I’m in a chair
New Deal plan to help the old?
Social Security – get that gold!
That money’s for the Pentagon
And wars your pals depend upon
You’re fuckin’ dumb and ruthless
You’re fuckin’ scum and truthless
You’re stuck in dumb and clueless
There’s very few could do less
With more than all of you real
Schmucks who’re really surreal
You’re all just craven gangsters
All workin’ for the banksters
Paid to keep ignoring
The banksters who keep shnorring
Free from regulation
Free to rob a nation
While Wall Street gets a pass
We all take it up the ass
‘N you’re screamin’ for more drillin’
Not carin’ that it’s killin’
The planet that contains us
The planet that sustains us
Because your oil buddies
Don’t give a shit who’s bloodied
And they’re the ones who keep you
Sittin’ in that seat you
Use to soak us for more
You fucking Koch and war whores
I hate you with such passion
Sometimes I feel like smashin’
My fist into the TV
You’re all so fucking skeevee
I hope we get your ass kicked
So bad that it’s your last lick
So bad you’re gone forever
So bad you’re no more never
So bad you shut the fuck up
So bad they back a truck up
And throw you in and dump you
In with all the chumps you
Convinced to give you plenny
Of all that off-shore money
We laugh not ’cause you’re funny”
It’s ’cause you’re fucking dummies
And now – this cretin Trump
And Cruz this scowling chump
Who talks of “New York values”
Well lemmee tell ya pal youse
A schmuck we woun’t waste spit on
A face to take a shit on
You wouldn’t last a week here
You’re way too big a freak dear
But ‘cause you’re such big bigots
You’re Omaha’s big big hits
And the witless shitty shlocks
Spread grip-less hideous pox
The crap on the vidi-it box
Perfect for the idiots – Fox.
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Barking In The Dark 
Tony, this IS farkin’ awesome and does need to be spoken/spit/spoken for FULL value! In fact, by halfway that’s exactly what I was doing!! SO well done, SIR!!!
I bow to your passionate voice!!!
🙂
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Posted by BuddhaKat | March 26, 2012, 3:32 amthanks much Buddhakat, i appreciate the kind props. i’d love to hear you rap it too, and “spit” is the right word. continue…
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Posted by barkinginthedark | March 27, 2012, 12:24 amGenius ! Yeah, it’s rap alright and I can hear you spit it – fingers pointing – fists pumping. Here in the UK we have a widening of the gap between rich and poor…that was always going to happen when the Tories got in…but this single is creating a bit of stir… by Plan B
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Posted by Single Malt Monkey | March 23, 2012, 4:25 pmFOOKING GREAT! and the title “ill manors” is genius. thanks Al – yeah we gotta beat the tories back no matter where. continue…
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Posted by barkinginthedark | March 24, 2012, 5:48 amThat was brilliant!
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Posted by thepurpledogpaintingblog | March 23, 2012, 4:41 amwhy thank you Purple, i really appreciate this kind comment. continue…
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Posted by barkinginthedark | March 23, 2012, 5:27 amI enjoy righteous anger that is focused, continue raging against the hegemon state.
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Posted by TheConfirmationFiles | March 21, 2012, 12:12 pmThanks, libergirl, i appreciate the encouragement, and the read, and comment. continue…
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Posted by barkinginthedark | March 21, 2012, 7:52 pmDamn. This was some shit-kicking, jump in the air, fist-pumping stuff. Wow. You are a FORCE. I am so glad we are on the same side.
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Posted by Lilabell | March 19, 2012, 2:20 pmthanks again Lilabell…i’m glad too. continue…
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Posted by barkinginthedark | March 20, 2012, 12:01 amI just love your stuff, Tony! 🙂
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Posted by Rose | March 18, 2012, 9:00 pmthanks Rose…we’re trying. continue…
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Posted by barkinginthedark | March 18, 2012, 9:55 pm“I hope we get your ass kicked”
I think you ought to know that an ass is a classification of mammal including the donkey.
Did you mean arse?
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Posted by random8042 | March 18, 2012, 2:52 pm…and donkey means democrat…i know – but needed the rhyme tho, and, as i know that you know Sophie, arse is more Brit than US – here it’s ass …so i was an arse there and said ass. whew…thanks for the funny comment tho’and continue…
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Posted by barkinginthedark | March 18, 2012, 9:42 pmYeah! (Fist bump – from one slime hater to another) This is perfect – and would make a great video.
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Posted by k8edid | March 18, 2012, 11:54 amthanks Kate, i appreciate it…yeah, if anyone wants to vid/read it – have at it. continue…
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Posted by barkinginthedark | March 18, 2012, 9:43 pmYou go, Tony! 🙂
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Posted by SusanWritesPrecise | March 18, 2012, 11:32 amthanks Susan, i shall continue. continue…
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Posted by barkinginthedark | March 18, 2012, 9:55 pmI certainly hope so, Barking One. 🙂
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Posted by SusanWritesPrecise | March 19, 2012, 12:21 amTony, I’m feeling your pain–cause I’d LOVE to see everything you wish here come true, but I’m like you…I doubt that it will happen in the end. They’ll pull it out once again–where they’re pulling it out from, I wouldn’t even dare to guess, but let’s just say it’s not the best—
place to be pulling anything out of…
Thanks!
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Posted by Carole Monferdini | March 18, 2012, 5:36 amCarole, they’re gonna pull it out with voter ID laws, rigged Diebold machines (and ain’t that a prefect name for them), re-districting, and outright fraud, a la bush/gore etc etc…you are right…no matter where they pull it out from, their asses or wherever else, it’s not the best . thanks for reading and for your usual wry comment. continue…
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Posted by barkinginthedark | March 18, 2012, 7:26 amWow, this one’s a little soul behind it, eh?
Very well done. My skin’s crawling a bit. But this stuff takes talent!
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Posted by dinkerson | March 18, 2012, 4:46 ami appreciate that Dinkerson, especially since, if memory serves, you are a Republican. thank you. continue…
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Posted by barkinginthedark | March 18, 2012, 5:34 amDamn! If that’s not rap I don’t know what is. I’d love to hear that spit out like a master with beat boxing behind it. Props to you Tony!
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Posted by Sparks In Shadow | March 18, 2012, 3:56 amThanks Re, i did spit it out onto the page real fast – and i really appreciate the kind comment. continue…
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Posted by barkinginthedark | March 18, 2012, 3:59 amDon’t hold back Tony. Tell us how you really feel about ’em 😉
HELL YES. You’re outrage and anger are shared and appreciated sir.
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Posted by El Guapo | March 18, 2012, 3:23 ami fucking hate ’em. all my life i’ve disliked republicans. one of the few exceptions is Eisenhower…who, as i am sure you know, was wary of the military/industrial partnership…which we now have in spades. can’t help it EG, i feel it, i gotta say it. and damn if i can come up with anything clever for the friday nite quiz re overtime work. oh well…thanks for the comment man. happy St Pat’s. continue…
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Posted by barkinginthedark | March 18, 2012, 3:45 amThis is a read-out-loud kind of poem. Quite rousing, in fact. I wish you’d do a video.
I’d never do a Republican. Never. (And did you really use that verb? Have you changed your mind?)
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Posted by girl in the hat | March 18, 2012, 1:58 amAnna, if you’re referring to my piece on “doing” the mashed potatoes, if you check you’ll see i did say that we “did” people…but that i drew the line at “doing” vegetables. anyway, thanks for the great comment. continue…
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Posted by barkinginthedark | March 18, 2012, 3:49 amOops. Thanks for the clarification. I guess to me doing a Republican would be about the same as doing a mashed potato. Yuk.
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Posted by girl in the hat | March 18, 2012, 4:01 ama very funny comeback Anna, continue…
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Posted by barkinginthedark | March 18, 2012, 5:34 amWhew,.. thank you for writing what I think… and you used the word “fuck” which is my favorite word to use in a poem (well not all poems).. It says it all..
this would be a hellified read at an open mic…
well d-o-n-e!!
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Posted by free penny press | March 18, 2012, 12:45 amthank you Lynne, i appreciate the kind props. you have my permission to read it at any open mike…it would please me greatly. continue…
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Posted by barkinginthedark | March 18, 2012, 12:51 amFor real? I will and I’ll even go so far as to have it video’ed.. heading to nola in a few week, perhaps there..stay tuned
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Posted by free penny press | March 18, 2012, 12:55 amof course Lynne, can’t think of a better place to do it too. you might wanna re-read it coz i just added about 10 more lines to it (after the 1st 4)…if u do would you send me the vid…or a link to it…or however, so i can post it with my others on you tube, and on Barking? keep me posted. thanx continue…
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Posted by barkinginthedark | March 18, 2012, 1:44 amLynne, check out the revised lyric. continue…
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Posted by barkinginthedark | March 20, 2012, 12:02 amAll the things you mention, have been sitting my head, and finally you did it for me, and put it all in perspective. Keep up the good fight. go on…
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Posted by Don in Massachusetts | March 17, 2012, 11:39 pmIt’s maddening isn’t it? thanks Don. continue…
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Posted by barkinginthedark | March 18, 2012, 12:37 amIt sure is my friend, it sure is. go on…
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Posted by Don in Massachusetts | March 18, 2012, 12:42 am!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wow !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wonderful, Tony! Bravo! Now… this one should go to music…. and I’d love to see you in the music video. Hmmm??? Watcha think…. ??
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Posted by She speaks.... | March 17, 2012, 10:25 pmthanks so much Michelle, wish i had the urge to make a vid…but this is quite fulfilling. anyway, i appreciate all the !’s…A LOT! 🙂 and i love your current anger. continue…
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Posted by barkinginthedark | March 18, 2012, 12:40 amWish I’d said that…………!
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Posted by jotsfromasmallapt | March 17, 2012, 10:23 pmread it out loud – it’ll be just as good. thanks jots, i appreciate it. continue…
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Posted by barkinginthedark | March 18, 2012, 12:41 amJust did. However, too loudly, I think…neighbours just put plastic cuffs on wrists, gag in mouth, and called the cops. Thanks for the advice, Barking. It’s all good and not to worry. I’ll be out by morning.
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Posted by jotsfromasmallapt | March 18, 2012, 1:19 am😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 continue…
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Posted by barkinginthedark | March 18, 2012, 1:46 am