In Bohemian Grove in ‘09 the Republicans hatched their plan
Let’s get rid of this nigger Obama – ANY damn way we can
Long before they ever saw
What the man could do
To move us forward, they all swore
On their bibles to
Destroy the man even tho’
It meant destroying us
And to that end they threw us all
Underneath the bus
They aimed their blunder bus and took
Their potshots at “whatever”
He said “go” – they said “stop”
His “always” was their “never”
This black man in the White (man’s) House
This nigger with some power
He’s the Koch Bros deepest darkest
Nightmare come full flower
And so they set about
To neuter him, to geld him
Just like they did to slaves
(They’re pissed off they can’t sell him)
But they Jim Crow, and Legree him
They Scrooge him and they Grinch him
Too bad they cannot tell their Klan
To grab their sheets and lynch him
Anyway, the plan was simple
Drawn up by Herr Karl Rove
And all the richest right-wing freaks
Goebells and the Nazis
Showed us how it’s done
Conrol the media – control the message
That’s job number one
And so they threw some millions
At the whore house known as Fox
With marching orders to spread lies
Through the idiot box
So Fox “news” started shoveling shit
That special Fox “news” way
Everything’s Obama’s fault
Bush/Cheney – who are they?
Obama’s healthcare bill Fox says
Won’t help the middle class
Omitting the gutting the GOP
Gave it ‘fore letting it pass
And we now know that Obamacare
Is just a Socialist ruse
That Progressives in the Senate
Are Commies – per Fox “News”
The economy is Obama’s fault
Bush/Cheney played no part
(And long before he bought one
They said Cheney had a heart)
Then they reasoned we should buy
Another insurance plan
And so their men on the Supreme Court
Were told “do what you can”
We’re gonna send this loony case
Called Citizen’s United
Up to you guys and you’d better rule
Our way tho’ the left will fight it
But just ignore these “do-good” jerks
And follow our directions
Roberts, Alito, Scalia, remember
It’s our right to win elections
And no matter what Obama does
He’s painted ineffective
Per every daily poisonous
Republican directive
Ignore the facts, just concentrate
On lies, deceit, delay
Even if it kills the country
That’s the price our peasants must pay
After all we rich have ours
And who cares if you don’t
So when he says “we can, we will”
We say -“By God, we won’t”
And when he says
That something matters
And they say “what’s the diff”?
I hope to hell he tells them all
“Please – don’t jump off that cliff”
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I think, no never mind that; I know you are brilliant.
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Better you said it than me!
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i know Rob, I know. 🙂 continue
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I just threw up in my mouth. Not at your writing brilliance, at the disgust for all that this represents. 🙂
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i’m sure it tastes better than the crap these freaks are dishing up to us. continue…
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OMG YOU SAID NIGGER – YOU SAID NIGGER! Did you put it in the tags? Why not the headline?
Mercy me, Tony, mercy!!
‘They’re pissed off they can’t sell him’… Tony, you’r a scream. You’d be grew at a cocktail party!
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i would be. but what is it – this grew? continue…
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GREAT! GREAT!
OH, so sorry nigger. Was a typo
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Reading you keeps me up to date more than the radio over here. By the way, love the picture of Danny De Vito !
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HAHAHAHAHA…LOVE the Danny De Vito line. made me laugh out loud…thanks Al, for all the reading – and the very funny comment. continue…
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Fantastic. Only thing I’d disagree with is
“Ignore the facts, just concentrate
On lies, deceit, delay
Even if it kills the country”
but they’re saving the country, Tony. It’s on the (False) news!
Think I’m going to find a republican club to throw up in now. What? It’s like a toilet.
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thanks EG, of course they are – saving the country that is. my bad. continue…
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Another great ballad Tony ! I don’t know if I’ve mentioned this earlier, but I appreciate that you hold Fox accountable – so many assume news/stations are neutral ….
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Thanks Janet – along with republicans making it impractical for kids to stay in school, and nearly impossible for them to go to college, right wing radio is a big part of the ongoing right-wing effort to “dumb down” our country. continue…
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Attach a bright red ball to Scalia’s nose, and he would make an excellent circus clown, and that is where he belongs. Keep the posts rolling, and keep the masses well informed. go on…
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that’s funny Don, and so true. Michelle oughta do a foto-shop of it. thanks for the comment. continue…
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As always, magnificent. Sadly, so poignantly true. Once again, another masterpiece. You never cease to amaze me. And this post reminds me… where is that book I ordered from Amazon that just came out. Don’t remember the name (I’m so very tired today), but about how many GOPcons met to discuss bringing down Obama. I posted about it.
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thanks – and good on you Michelle, you are always on top of things. hope your energy returns shortly. continue…
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Another fine capture of the idiocy of our leaders..
On a serious note, we WERE filled with hope as a nation (all races) when he was elected and slowly the tightwads & idiots have chiseled away that hope. I’m a Barry fan ..Yup I am!
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…and they continue to do so. we MUST give “Barry” a progressive/democratic congress. thanks for the comment Lynne. continue…
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This. Is. Priceless. Literally. Have heard of Bohemian Grove, and should NOT have been surprised to see this woven into your newest tome.
Fave stanza from this instant classic:
Anyway, the plan was simple
Drawn up by Herr Karl Rove
And all the richest right-wing freaks
In drag at Bohemian Grove
Tony my dear, you never fail to make me smile, cause my brain to go into overdrive, do even MORE research and steer readers to open their minds to new venues of exploration and thinking.
Made marvelously as always.
xoxoxo
p,s. bust a gut laughing at the Scalia pic. Let that fat fuck try living on the $75.00 a month that I (and god knows how many more million Americans) have allocated for food. For a full month. Watch them thar jowls wrinkle right into the turkey neck he is.
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Rachael, your witty comments always add to the piece. thanks, and of course you would know Bohemian Grove. you are the people i write for. yeah scalia…what an obtuse douche. continue…
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Tony this is brilliant …love reading your ballads full of wit and humour.
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Thanks Soma, i appreciate the kind words. continue…
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Damn….you’ve done it again!
Well done.
Again…..
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thanks Jots, i appreciate it…always. continue…
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