Hey Nazi Don whatchya got on
One of your suits made in China?
It sure looks like shit
But it surely does fit
A phony ass clothing designah
For you it’s ideal because it ain’t real
It’s certainly just as synthetic
A hunnert per cent schlock
Like the rest of your stock
And that long tie is really pathetic
Hey Nazi Don is that tie from Dongguan
Or maybe it’s made in Hangzhou
Wherever it’s from
It really looks dumb
That’s why it’s perfect for you
Hey Nazi Don how come you go on
About America outsourcing jobs
That cheap suit you’re in
Comes from Harbin
But you’re cheap an’ it’s perfect for slobs
Yo Nazi Don that suit is the bomb
(But are you sure that it’s fire retardant?)
If you go up in flame
It’ll be such a shame
Can your lawyers sue people in Harbin?
So Nazi Don that long tie you have on
Is it poly or silk? – but hey fella
Whether poly or not
Don’t wear it on your yacht
‘Cause it might get caught in the propella
Hey – Nazi Don that hat that sits on
That bird’s nest that robins could share
Make America Great Again?
But that hat’s made in Shenzhen
Whassup wit dat hat eh – Mein Herr?
Sieg Heil Mein Fuhrer – that white shirt looks purer
Than the white oafs that make up your base
And that bright orange tie
Made in Shanghai
Matches your Orangutan face*
Yeah, Nazi Don rocks with his pricey socks
Thanks to Bangladeshi slave wages
Thirty three cents an hour
All the starch they can devour
Loomed by children of various ages
Nazi Don you are scum as vile as they come
A fascistic windbag of hate
An insecure lout
With a big ugly mouth
Who will certainly make America grate.
*Barking in the Dark in no way intends to demean noble Orangutans everywhere by the comparison to Nazi Don.
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