DANKE LIEBE DONALD

Danke Herr Trump for to bringing us patriots here on the Alt Right into the Amerikan mainstream – vielen dank mein bruder – vielen dank.

I am known online to all twelve of my followers as SS Storm Fuhrer Hansl and I am writing this with extreme grattitude to you Herr Trump for making our righteous cawse your own. Amerika must be brought back to the pure white fatherland when all the mud people were slaves or they never drunk from our “whites only” drinking fountains (ugh) or they sat in the back of the bus – where they belong!

Also, one of my most best loyalest followers called Achtung Adolf – a really funny guy, you’d love him – has a plan to get rid of all the big-nose Jews in the country that I am shure you would be verry interested in. He writes a gossipp columme in our paper of record The Daily Stormer. One of his recent juicy – and true – items was; “Don’t look now Aryans, but wasn‘t that Crooked Hillary blowing Obama the other day?” And, this one just the other day; “Donald Trump declined berth on Olympic team. Would have won big time.” I’ll send you a free subscription.

Also Herr Trump, my fellow Aryans and I would like to commend you on your appointment of Herr Stephen Bannon as your new campaigne CEO. We in the white supremacist community applawd this choice as even before this tremendus appointment we had invited Herr Bannon to be the Grand Marshall in our annual Hitler Day parade. We were delighted to learn that once – after beating his wife again – Mr. Bannon said he “didn’t want his daughters going to school with Jews.” Heil to Herr Bannon. We are also equally delighted to let you to know that this year our Hitler Day parade theme is “Come as Donald Trump.”

Hopefully, dew to your great work in bringing our White Supremacist movement into the mainstreem – and all over the Jew networks MSNBC and CNN – our Hitler Day parade can maybe move out of the alley behind Krumpke’s Butcher shop next year – oh, and also be held during the day. This last is verry important because last year my friend Carl aka Herr Oberst Carl was forced to go to a Jew dentist becawse he lost his four front teeth – upper and lower – as in the dark he quick-time Goose-stepped face first into Krumpke’s dumpster.

My best on-line friend – whoose on-line name is Third Reich Randy, who is in Bikers For Trump, has had the honor of having several of his tweets re-tweeted by you Herr Trump. TRR’s latest tweet is about crooked Hillary’s frequent epipleptic fits, which we, in the White Supremacist community, know is a prooven fact and, which we are sure you will be re-tweeting – even though he tweets in Old German.

In closing; you, Herr Donald J. Trump are, if you will allow me to make a joke, the Aryan Power community’s “new best friend (ein neuer bester Freund) and, as such, we pure white people have to prey that you are our next Reichschancellor and, as such, you will begin the ethnic cleanzing that this country so sorley needs.

Heil Trump,

Aufrichtig,

Anonymous – aka SS Storm fuhrer Hansl

Somewhere here in Amerika

P.S. I am enclosing two tickitts to The Hitler Day Parade – and my twin boys Sturm and Drang really love you.

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