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Tony Powers is a writer/actor/musician. His full bio may be seen by clicking on the picture, and then clicking on either of the 2 boxes below it.
barkinginthedark has written 335 posts for Barking In The Dark

AND ANOTHER TEA PARTY LETTER (THE DEBATE)

I thaught Donald Trump reely looked Prezidenchal in thare deebate last night. All she did was say these so-called “facts” witch is why I will still vote for Mr Trump to. Also he looked very Prezidenchal to. And he talked about the MOSTEST important ishue of law and order to. And she smiled to much … Continue reading

ANOTHER LETTER FROM THE TEA PARTY

I am a prowd member and Chairman of the Paulding County, Ga. Tea Party and I am writing to say that we need Mr Donald Trump to be setting in the Ovel Office come this next elekshin fer sure and certin to. Mr Trump is a man who does not bother to think – he … Continue reading

TRUMP: “GOOD NEWS AND BAD”

According to a source close to Republican Presidential candidate Donald Trump’s campaign, Trump characterized last Saturday’s bombings in New York’s Chelsea district as both “good news and bad.” The source reported that Trump said; “Believe me, I know good headlines and this damn ridiculous bombing has stolen all the good headlines – and I would … Continue reading

ANOTHER LETTER FROM THE TEA PARTY

  To who it concerns, Now I hear on the TV that eatin meat depresses you??? If you eat a stake you will get depressed??? Where does all this unG-dly claptrap come from anyways? Huh? Meat depressed? My hubby Reverend Ray Bob Dotteren and me have bin eatin all kinds of meat provided by the … Continue reading

TRUMP’S PEDIATRICIAN SPEAKS OUT

Dr. Harvey Farr-Klempt, the pediatrician who delivered Donald Trump, went on the Fox TV show The Real Surgically Enhanced Trophy Wives of Sutton Place. Facing penetratingly heavy questioning –  especially from housewives Bambi and Tiff’nee – the 92 year old Dr. Farr-Klempt said; “I could tell immediately that Mr. Trump was the most tremendously robust, … Continue reading

THE ADORATION OF SAINT DONALD AT THE “VALUES” VOTERS SUMMIT IN D.C.

Yesterday, laundries in and around our nation’s capital – as well as those of the very finest hotels, were kept buzzing deep into the early morning hours in a feverish attempt to get all the necessary sheets laundered, starched, and ironed, in order that the many delegates to the ultra-conservative Values Voters Summit could appear … Continue reading