“I will hold my breath until you stop investigating my crimes” said President George Costanza today. Vowing to not take a breath for as long as it takes, President Costanza today defied congress even as he began to turn from orange to blue. As usual, Nancy Pelosi’s measured remarks stood out in stark … Continue reading
Image by Nika via Flickr Dateline: New Blemish, Alabama From the New Blemish Daily Morning Movement, Mr. Wilfred T. Flense, a prominent member of the New Blemish branch of The Freedom Caucus, told this reporter yesterday that the baby Jesus had appeared to him in his Swiss melt, “I was havin’ mah lunch ovuh at … Continue reading
Author’s Note: This is a re-blog of my Post of August 27, 2011 updated to reflect the current crap of Republican candidates – and voters⋅ Image via Wikipedia I live in Polk County thats in Central Florida. Also i am a prowd member of the Polk County Tee Party to. In my neck of the … Continue reading
Donald Trump announced yesterday he would be building “by far the world’s largest, most fabulous, incredibly unbelievable, repository for garbage in the known world…certainly in New York City anyway. It’ll be yuge” The Donald said, jaw thrust out and looking like Benito Mussolini. Trump, his persona a curious palette of orangey sour yellow and wall … Continue reading
Adolf Hitler announced today through his Minister of Propaganda Josef Goebbels that he would be entering the 2016 Republican Presidential Primaries. Herr Goebbels was quoted as saying; “Vas viss der economic zituatzion in Amerika caused by die zwei schmucks Cheney und Bush, und now mitt ein schwartzer in zere zat der Tea Party hates, ve … Continue reading
