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I and the little missus are all in for our grate leader Mr Pressident Donald Trump who has so many times and other so many times re-vealed to all of us his bright brillianse. The way he is suffaring for us in this foney trial is up lifting. The little missus was greeving about it all through while she was vacuming the house, doing the lawndry, irening my shirts, wawking the dog, cookking our dinner (the swansong salesberry steak – so yumy) and washing the dishes. Now we are watching our fave TV show Cops and she still can’t stop raveing about him – as i have been to. Butt she is still so raveing that she keeps forgeting to pass me the econamy size bag of candy corn.

Pressident Trump is a genus. A genus. And more stabled than anything. I and the little missus are both in awe of his interlect. No wander he was elected to be the leeder of this grate country. Peeple see themselfs in him. But no peeple not like them immagrints on the TV right now that the officers have tazed and cuffed and bent over his car hood because thay tawked back at the cop. Serves them right. And we are both so with Pressident Trump in beleiving that thay shood not bother to protect thare heads now while they are shoveing them into the back of the police car. Good thay didn’t.

I wish she would pass the bag.

Like the little missus says all the grate things that cum from the fertel mind of someone as smart as Pressident Trump are grate and I agree to. This farse in that there cort in New York is one more shinning exampel of why this man is our leeder becawse he is smart as anything. We thouhgt Sarah Palin was smart but this man is even more smarterer. He knows more about everthing then anyone ever. More then me for sure thouhg the missus says she married me becawse not only for my handsomenessness but that I was the smartest in my class in shcool to.

But I digest, back to Pressident Trump even the Jewboy Inestine was not as smart for sure and for sure his hair wasn’t near as grate eether. Also his dauhgter Ivonka has good hair. We both are sure Don Jr or Ivonka or both together will be our next grate leeder G-d willing after Don Sr wins this next eleckshun. Thay will for sure keep America grate and thay both have good hair to.

Also we agree with Pressident Trump that why do we need any witlesses in this foney trial? Whitch is so fake like PressidentTrump says. Pressident Trump is the most honest man ever to be in the white house for sure and all he cares about are the peeple of this grate country and not his self and if he says this You Kramium stuff is all foney we beleive him and not shifty Shiff to. And Polesi.

The little missus and I will be voting for Donald Trump a grate American patroit.

And you all better vote to!

She ate all the candy corn.

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