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THE BALLAD OF MUELLER AND TRUMP

  So… Fat Donnie who sits as if perched on a toilet In a fast-food restaurant stall His brain’s now so fevered anybody could boil it And here’s to the genius who started it all (Drum roll) From the Acropolis It’s…George Papadopoulos! So… Here we go…   Fat Donnie Trump’s getting Muellered We can all … Continue reading

THE BALLAD OF ANOTHER WORLD CLASS SCHMUCK

No, this isn’t about Donnie Trump This time we are playing the dozens On someone as big of a chump These assholes are two kissin’ cousins It’s Pruitt of whom we’ll admit We can’t call a pig because it Is an insult unfair To pigs everywhere Who don’t wallow in half as much shit   … Continue reading

TED NUGENT RUSHED TO EMERGENCY ROOM

Because Ted Nugent slammed survivors of the Parkland, Florida, school shooting, calling them “liars” and “poor, mushy-brained children” – and for a myriad of other reasons…THIS: Screaming “Get me a Jew doctor” Ted Nugent was rushed into the emergency room of Central Hospital at 4 am this morning after his penile implant exploded in the … Continue reading

NEW DEFINITIONS #2

des·pi·ca·ble dəˈspikəb(ə)l/ adjective adjective: despicable deserving hatred and contempt. “a despicable person” synonyms: contemptible, loathsome, hateful, detestable, reprehensible, abhorrent, abominable, awful, heinous; odious, vile, low, mean, abject, shameful, ignominious, shabby, ignoble, disreputable, discreditable, unworthy; informal; dirty, rotten, lowdown, lousy; beastly; archaic; scurvy “despicable crimes”          ALT. SYNONYM:     TRUMP.   © … Continue reading

WE’VE NOW HEARD HIS VIEWS ON THE PARKLAND PROTESTERS NOW HERE’S RICK SANTORUM ON SEX

Yes…In light of Rick Santorum’s views on the Parkland Protesters here are his views on that most sacrilegious of human acts…sex. Santorum – who once had momentum (His base still thinks God must’ve sent ‘im) Is for no birth control (Means more dopes in the fold) Who couldn’t buy IQ’s or rent ‘em   This … Continue reading

TWO IMPORTANT POINTS THE YOUNG PROTESTERS MUST MAKE CLEAR

I am painfully aware that among the few who will see this post there will, in all likelihood, not be any of the wonderful young people currently protesting for sane gun control in this country and I feel that two points must be brought to their attention. I am hoping that someone who reads this … Continue reading

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