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Don’t Nobody Move (This is a Heist)

Here’s a link to my award-winning MusicFilm featuring cameos by John Goodman, Treat Williams, Peter Riegert, Stephen Collins, Marcia Strassman, J.C. Quinn, David Boyd, J.K., and Sharon Ernster. Just click on the headline “Don’t Nobody Move (This is a Heist)” above, and it’ll take u to the video. enjoy…

I Think I’ll Do the Mashed Potatoes (Does This Make Me a Pervert?)

Personally, I think it is perverse that so many diners in restaurants are now “doing” their food. This phraseology may not bother you in the least. Actually, I’m fairly sure you don’t give it a second thought. I, on the other hand, am driven around the bend whenever I hear someone say to a server … Continue reading

Rick Perry to Bring Back Guillotine in Texas

Rick Perry, Governor of Texas, and leading Republican candidate for President in 2012, has decided to bring back the guillotine as a combination execution/entertainment for the people of Texas. “Ah want to do something nice for all mah constituents an ah got the idea the other night while watching that movie Quills on The Fox … Continue reading

Norman Mailer-Daemon Here… Hi Everybody Who Never Answers My Emails – Thanks For Nothing!

I have sent out literally hundreds of thousands , maybe millions, maybe hundreds of millions, of emails and I have yet to hear back from ANY of you ingrates. Not a blessed single damn one of you… none, nada, zero, zilch! Not one single, simple, solitary, friggin’ peep. Now – I can understand such spiteful … Continue reading

Republican OUTRAGE! (Next Thing You Know He’ll Come for One of Our Three Bentleys)

Congressional Republicans expressed outrage today at the mere whiff of the notion that President Obama will put forth a proposal to tax millionaires at the same rate as middle-class taxpayers. Said one, under the condition of anonymity, “what right has this darkie got to tell my friends that they should pay as much a percentage … Continue reading


Adolf Hitler announced today through his Minister of Propaganda Josef Goebbels that he would be entering the 2016 Republican Presidential Primaries. Herr Goebbels was quoted as saying; “Vas viss der economic zituatzion in Amerika caused by die zwei schmucks Cheney und Bush, und now mitt ein schwartzer in zere zat der Tea Party hates, ve … Continue reading