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A CHIP OFF THE OLD PIECE OF SHIT

So, as it turns out, Donald Trump Jr. the eldest son of “The Donald,” who is probably the world’s biggest schmuck, is as big a swindling parasitic creep as his dear old papa. Trump Jr., who enjoys killing endangered animals such as elephants, leopards, tigers and cape buffaloes for “sport,” as it also turns out, … Continue reading

HOUSE REPUBLICANS PASS LAW IN MIDDLE-OF-THE-NIGHT AFTER INCIDENT

  Washington D.C. – House Republicans swarmed into their chamber in the early morning hour of 3:30 to cast a vote on new ultra-stringent gun laws after one of their members, House Republican Tea Party member Dwayne Elwood Purdy of Missouri was shot at and wounded at 2:45 AM last night outside the Vivacious Vixens … Continue reading

ANOTHER EMAIL FROM THE TEA PARTY – OHIO BRANCH

( Apropos: Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are now tied in Ohio!) I am a prowd member of the Ohio branche of The Ohio Tea Party in Ohio and as such as I am I need to tell you Mr Barking that yuo are a idiot. Mr Donald Trump is a Americn idle and will … Continue reading

WHY I DESPISE THE REPUBLICAN PARTY

Narcissus saw his own reflection in the water of a pool and fell in love with it, not realizing it was merely an image. Unable to leave the beauty of his reflection, Narcissus lost his will to live. He stared at his reflection until he died. Donald Trump is so enamored with the sound of his … Continue reading

MEMBER OF GUN LOBBY DEFENDS GUN LAWS OR: A STUDY IN SHEER EXASPERATION

A member of the gun lobby who asked to remain anonymous spoke to our Barking in the Dark reporter today about the latest mass killings in Orlando Florida. Our Reporter: “In light of this latest tragedy do you still defend the N.R.A.’s continued blockage of more stringent gun laws – especially as they pertain to … Continue reading

TRUMP OUTRAGED BY LATEST MASS SHOOTING

NEW YORK – An anonymous source close to the Trump organization has told Barking in the Dark that Donald Trump is “seething with anger” at the news out of Orlando Florida that a mass shooting of unprecedented violence has taken his name and face off of the front pages of newspapers and TV news networks. … Continue reading

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