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( Apropos: Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are now tied in Ohio!)

I am a prowd member of the Ohio branche of The Ohio Tea Party in Ohio and as such as I am I need to tell you Mr Barking that yuo are a idiot.

Mr Donald Trump is a Americn idle and will make a grate Prezident of this country and will definantly make America grate again as he says he will to.

Yuo and all yuor bleeding heart libaral idiot friends who cant see this are all idiots. And also dum to. Yuo people want to take away my guns and I have to ask yuo then how do I put muskrat on the table? Or ardvarc or beever to? Yuo may have yore stake every day because you are so rich and fish to and lobbster to and seizure salad – but I need my AR-15 to kill that ardvarc or beever or muskrat to. And sumtime skwurrell.

I may be poorley unejucated but like my daddy before me and his daddy before him and like my twelv childrun will be and the one in the oven will be to I am a true white G-d feering patriotick American and not dum and if I had them I wuold wajer my front tooths that you have never been inside a howse of wership of any sort. And I can tell that Mr Trump is a G-d feering man and a G-dsend to us voters here in Ohio. And in the pole here he is tied up with Hillery to. So what do yuo know? And he said he loves the poorley unejucated and I love him and I will vote for him as will all my friends to.

He is smart and yuo are dum Mr Barking if I have ever seen a dum person thuogh I have never reely seen you. But I just know that yuo are a eeleetist idiot who sprouts this leftey crap and if I ever did meet yuo thuogh I am a evangelical and devowt I wuold need to be holded back from doing violins on yuo.

To some up a vote for Mr Trump is a vote to make America grate again as Fox TV and he says to.

Harley Rae Coover III

Fort Recovery, Ohio


Author’s note: It is Barking in the Dark’s avowed intention to unmercifully mock anyone who believes that this con man, this fraud, this phony, this blatant liar, this most completely unaware jackass should be anywhere near The White House

© tony powers and Barking in the Dark, 2016. Unauthorized use and/or duplication of this material without express and written permission from this blog’s author and/or owner is strictly prohibited. Excerpts and links may be used, provided that full and clear credit is given to tony powers and Barking in the Dark with appropriate and specific direction to the original content.

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Tony Powers is a writer/actor/musician. His full bio may be seen by clicking on the picture, and then clicking on either of the 2 boxes below it.



  1. Please Mista Bawking Dog, keep up da good werk! Yu ah yuge an funny. From and adwire from da eest coste.


    Posted by A Pondering Mind | June 22, 2016, 3:23 pm

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