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THE LAW!

This is a story as old as the hills The rich hire the lawyers The poor pay the bills So, in light of the current impeach throes A poem on just where the law’s reach goes I type with thoughts that gnaw Why should I heed the law While Rudy trots the globe For scofflaws … Continue reading

AN ODE TO THE ODIOUS

The verb  to trump has been used extensively across Britain to refer to the breaking of wind. It is especially the case in the North, in Wales and certainly in Norfolk. Over the centuries, fart has not been without linguistic rivals. Since the early fifteenth century, for example, trump has served as a synonym for … Continue reading

HUMPTY TRUMPTY

Humpty Trumpty wanted a wall Humpty Trumpty is now in mid-fall He and his henchmen supremely unfit Are now in the toilet In fat Humpty’s shit.     © tony powers and Barking in the Dark, 2019. Unauthorized use and/or duplication of this material without express and written permission from this site’s author and/or owner … Continue reading

“I AM THE CHOSEN ONE!”

If you really care to know the scary evil that we face The Netflix show “The Family” will take you to that place This secret “Christian” fellowship of rich “connected” whites Influencing Donald Trump, whose slip of tongue was right O yea, he is the “Chosen One” but chosen by the worst Chosen by this … Continue reading

HAVE WE ALL JUST LOST OUR MINDS?

Sanity’s defeat is now complete A lunatic now governs us by tweet It now is de rigueur to heed each bleat Coming from this loony’s toilet seat And while he sits and dumps his shit Our earth is burning bit by bit Our water has become unfit As fellow madmen ignore it   Are we … Continue reading

TWEET THIS, YOU GROTESQUE INSULT TO HUMANITY!

Now behold dumb Donald Trump As he makes his morning dump The dump of something that has died The stench of which is smelt world-wide Behold the moron sitting on his shitter Destroying all we cherish via twitter His flabby fat ass strains the toilet seat While furiously fingering each tweet Behold each morning’s movement … Continue reading