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TWEET THIS, YOU GROTESQUE INSULT TO HUMANITY!

Now behold dumb Donald Trump As he makes his morning dump The dump of something that has died The stench of which is smelt world-wide Behold the moron sitting on his shitter Destroying all we cherish via twitter His flabby fat ass strains the toilet seat While furiously fingering each tweet Behold each morning’s movement … Continue reading

ODE TO THE VILE

This lout This boor This fetid spoor This blight upon our land This stench This stain This abiding shame This fear by hate speech fanned The fat The white Repellant sight Of opulence and greed Their first of acts Repeal roll-backs For borrowers in need ‘O pompous grotesque oafish braggart Take that thumb you raise … Continue reading

THE BALLAD OF THE HOUSE JUDICIARY REPUBLICANS

McConnell you dried up old tortoise You’ll be sorry you didn’t abort us We’re comin’ for you An’ your boy Donnie too And each House member to Supreme court us And Graham you self-righteous twit You self-serving cock-sucking git You and your gangs Will soon face the fangs Of the women repulsed by your shit … Continue reading

FOR BIG BROTHER – AND ITS “STARS”. . .

We just had an election which  all  our intelligence agencies say was manipulated, that is to say hacked, by the Russians…right? Hacked in order to place the most criminal of mean, weak- minded, thin-skinned cowardly sociopaths in the Oval office…right? A person so soullessly and narcissistically uncaring of anything but himself that he would destroy … Continue reading

LOCK HIM UP!

Yankee doodle Use your noodle Donnie Drumpf is Putin’s poodle       Macaroni All baloney Fucking coward Traitor phony   Arf, arf, arf Lick and scarf Putin’s ass Blubbery barf     Fat flag hugger Fat truth mugger World-class whore Dumb rub ‘n tugger   Duck-lipped cluck Dumb fat fuck Braggart oaf Orange schmuck … Continue reading

THE BALLAD OF MUELLER AND TRUMP

  So… Fat Donnie who sits as if perched on a toilet In a fast-food restaurant stall His brain’s now so fevered anybody could boil it And here’s to the genius who started it all (Drum roll) From the Acropolis It’s…George Papadopoulos! So… Here we go…   Fat Donnie Trump’s getting Muellered We can all … Continue reading