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The Ballad to Sound the Alarm or: Wake up America…or Stay in Bed Forever – This Election is For ALL the Marbles

They’re coming for our Medicare Our right to choose – so best beware They’re coming for our social net They want whatever they can get   Wisconsin’s our first battleground This creep Scott Walker must go down The money will come pouring in From Super PAC’s to save his skin   They want to kill … Continue reading

A Ballad to the Ladies (and Their Husbands and Boyfriends) Relative to This Upcoming Major Election

To the ladies who follow my muse I know you’re all up on the news So I’m sure you’re all wise That the GOP guys Are coming for your right to choose   Each Right-Wing Republican boy Thinks they can win with this ploy That each “values” vote Will jump on the float It’s the … Continue reading

One Cheeseburger Comin’ Up…Eventually

I checked at the prices on the menu and then peered through the diner window. It looked kind of friendly – I mean, immediately in front of me there was a guy in a booth with his head on the table and nobody seemed to be bothering him so… I hadn’t been in a restaurant … Continue reading

The Ballad of “Social Issues” From the Conservative Point of View

“Social issues” – “Commie” code for basic human need Providing equal aid to all is “Socialism’s” seed There’s just no funds for schools right now we know you understand We need this money now for our invasion of Iran Our roads are not that bad at all – we’ve more important goals Just take it … Continue reading

Romney “Friend” Completely Understands Romney Quote re: His $374,000 in Speaker’s Fees, “I get fees from time to time, but not very much.”

Whitney Ransom Goldfart IV, the wealthy scion of the uber wealthy Goldfart family was “arrested” today and “charged” with massive securities fraud and insider trading on a colossal scale.   Mr. Goldfart, 43, who, like the many generations of his family before him, literally farts 24 carat solid gold ingots, especially, as he has said … Continue reading

Barking in the Dark will go DARK in protest of SOPA/PIPA On January 18, 2012 between 8AM and 8PM EST. Thank You…and PLEASE – Join the protest of SOPA/PIPA (if you don’t know what SOPA is, CLICK on “Continue Reading” below – then click on SOPA/PIPA link below this header.)