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MEMBER OF GUN LOBBY DEFENDS GUN LAWS OR: A STUDY IN SHEER EXASPERATION

A member of the gun lobby who asked to remain anonymous spoke to our Barking in the Dark reporter today about the latest mass killings in Orlando Florida. Our Reporter: “In light of this latest tragedy do you still defend the N.R.A.’s continued blockage of more stringent gun laws – especially as they pertain to … Continue reading

BILL COSBY: DID HE REALLY GO TO TEMPLE?

Rabbi Chaim Schneerbaum of Philadelphia’s Orthodox synagogue Temple Ben-Affleck interviewed today said: “Oy…I’m plotzing that every time I see a story about Mr. Cosby on the television they always say he went to temple. Now, Mr. Cosby is quite a famous – or, should I say, rather infamous man – and, having seen him many … Continue reading

I AM REALLY OUTRAGED! (MORE EMAIL FROM THE RELIGIOUS RIGHT)

I have two teenage sons who are just…how should I put it…just starting to “feel” things. You know – down “there?” I don’t know how else to put it, but I think you all know what I mean. They are both real good boys, polite and very well groomed, which they should be, because they … Continue reading

ONE CHEESEBURGER COMIN’ RIGHT UP…EVENTUALLY!

The following could be a true story. I checked at the prices on the menu and then peered through the diner window. It looked kind of friendly – I mean, immediately in front of me there was a guy in a booth with his head on the table and nobody seemed to be bothering him … Continue reading

DARTH VADER: “I AM INSULTED…AND I TAKE UMBRAGE”

A spokesperson for Darth Vader said today, “Mr. Vader is deeply saddened by any, and all, comparisons between him and Dick Cheney.” She went on to say, “Mr. Vader killed approximately 215 people, give or take another 20 or so, including some Jedis, and, yes – he killed Obi-wan Kenobi, Padme’, The Emperor, some Battle … Continue reading

ENTIRE FAMILY GOES ON SHOOTING SPREE

An entire family of seven went on a prolonged shooting spree yesterday in a department store. Angered by the fact that a salesperson in the sporting goods department sold their eight year old daughter a defective assault rifle, the Wilbur family of American Fork, Utah stormed into Bob’s Department Store at eleven a.m. Saturday – … Continue reading