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NOBODY…I REPEAT, NOBODY…KNEW JEFFREY EPSTEIN!

…Certainly not Donald Trump. And certainly no “people in high places” such as the  many other powerful men, including numerous prominent American politicians, powerful business executives, foreign presidents, a well-known prime minister, and other world leaders.”  When a reporter pointed out that Trump is quoted as saying; “I’ve known Jeff for fifteen years. Terrific guy. … Continue reading

WEALTHY HAMPTON’S DONORS GATHER. or: DOUCHE-NOZZLES FOR TRUMP

Dateline New York, August 10, 2019,  The cream – as Anthony Bourdain so eloquently put it – of “International douche-iness,” in this case, the American branch, came together Friday at the  Sandcastle Mansion in Bridgehampton N.Y. to raise money for Donald J. Trump. The event was hosted by Equinox and Soul Cycle owner Stephen Ross. … Continue reading

I JUST RECEIVED THIS EMAIL FROM STEPHEN MILLER

To the ignorant, and no doubt Hispanic and Jew-loving, Barking in the Dark, I resent these stupid comparisons of myself to the great Joseph Goebbels. Firstly, Joseph Goebbels, though undoubtedly unparalleled in greatness, stood only 5′ 5.” I, also similar in my stature in unparalleled greatness, am a tall 5′ 10.” Secondly, I serve at … Continue reading

A DEVOUT ALABAMIAN SPEAKS OUT FOR LIFE

I am foist a prowd white Trumpman an’ secund a Alabamian who lives in Alabama the gratest state in the union. A week aftuh mah sistuh an’ I had our foist child, a goil, mah sistuh, bless huh heart, marched in a womens agenst aborshun parade in downtown Birmingham. Whah inny womens wood want to … Continue reading

WHAT IS ALL THIS PENIS TALK? EMAIL FROM “THE BASE”

I am a loyal Trump person. Me and hubby love this grate man. Anyway, we are sick and tired of all this some penis talk. All day and all night on the Fox and wherever its some penis this and some penis that. Hubby just took the pick-up to get more cotton because I been … Continue reading

The Ultra Conservative Republican Stars of CPAC Meet At Gaylord National Resort & Convention Center in National Harbor, MD. or: Mommy, I’m A-Scared of the Clowns

The other evening laundries in and around our nation’s capital, as well as those of the very finest hotels, were kept buzzing deep into the early morning hours in a feverish attempt to get all the necessary sheets laundered, starched, and ironed, in order that the many delegates to the ultra-conservative Republican CPAC conference could … Continue reading

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