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A MAGA MEMBER’S FILM IDEA…

I expecially like movies with a lot of big explosions all the time and things get blowed up. And my friends to. Expecally when a movie starts right away with a HUJE BOOOOM …and you are surounded by the suround sound surounding you all around, and shit comes rushing strait at you from the explosion … Continue reading

YOU MAY HAVE NOTICED…

The power-elite, the “money,” who run this country and reside in luxury atop the food chain, largely white, obscenely wealthy, and certain they are all that matter, are now nearing the culmination of their decades-long effort to turn this country into a Fascist state masquerading as a Democracy. Their army is the Republican Party. The marching … Continue reading

A MESSAGE FROM ONE MAGA-MAN TO ANOTHER

Bro, I am having a heck of a time here and I need your help. I keep seein’ our MAGA dudes all over town with MAGA hats that have the peak in the back. I asked some dude in the gym where he got his hat and he told me Amazon. I have looked all … Continue reading

MORE AMAZON READER REVIEWS OF MY NEW NOVEL “THE ATTENDANT.”

“I just finished reading Tony Powers’ new novel, The Attendant. It has two extremely arresting characters whose lives are polar opposites. The book is filled with hard questions and complex intrigue, all-too-human nature and love. Its end is surprising and satisfying. I didn’t want this book to end, but at the same time I couldn’t … Continue reading

FETUSES MUST PAY TAXES!

By an overwhelming margin of 92 to 8 the all-male Republican-led Senate today passed the bill mandating that all fetuses must file a tax return. Every Republican Senator voted for the bill while the 8 female Democratic Senators from New York, California, Massachusetts, Hawaii and Vermont voted nay. The Democratic members were then arrested as … Continue reading

I AM LIVING IN A COUNTRY THAT HAS TRULY GONE INSANE

Forty percent of the citizens in this country will now vote for a party that stands behind a law that says a woman raped by a serial killer must carry the resulting pregnancy to term. A woman raped by an escaped mental patient must give birth to that baby. A woman battered and raped by … Continue reading