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TRUMP APPOINTS NEW WHITE HOUSE CHIEF OF STAFF!

Donald J. Trump reached out today to tap as the new White House Chief of staff Bobby Sam Mowze of Corinth, Mississippi. Mr. Mowze was notified of his appointment while with his family at the annual Corinth Duct Tape festival. “I ’bout near commenced to choked on a mouthful of Clara Belle Sneed’s vinegar bean … Continue reading

BREAKING NEWS: ALICE, OF WONDERLAND, HOLDS FIRST PRESS CONFERENCE CALLS U.S. AN “ASYLUM”

Alice, who famously said in Alice in Wonderland, “it’s the stupidest tea party I ever was at in all my life,” today retracted that statement. Sane In a press conference held earlier on the lawn of The Mad Hatter’s summer home in Amagansett, Long Island, Alice declared, “after experiencing the current political state of affairs … Continue reading

ON THIS DAY AFTER A STUNNING DISPLAY OF UGLINESS LET US RECALL THE BEAUTY WE ARE CAPABLE OF

And to honor of the passing of the beautiful Montserrat Caballe. WE MUST VOTE!

BEER, BOOF, GOOD TIMES

Coors Banquet beer today announced that Brett Kavanaugh is their new spokesman. Hans Stein, Coors Vice-President in charge of advertising said, Judge Kavanaugh is “the perfect fit for our brand which, as everyone knows, is brewed in the pristine white foothills of the Rockies.” Coors first 30 second TV spot, “Beer, Boof, Good Times,” will … Continue reading

YES, YOU FAT TREASONOUS SCHMUCK…ON THIS ONE THING YOU ARE RIGHT!

Herr Drumpf, you whine that the media is against you (well, mostly all are – except for Fox.) You bleat that the FBI is against you, the Department of Justice is against you, google is against you, facebook is against you, Instagram is against you…everyone (except for Fox – oh, and a few batshit racist … Continue reading

REPUBLICANS PASS PRISON REFORM BILL FROM PRISON

  Dateline; Leavenworth Ks. 8/28/18.  Congressional Republicans today passed the most sweeping prison reform bill in the history of this country. Two hundred and seventy seven Republicans, (out of the two hundred eighty seven total Republicans in Congress) who are now incarcerated for anywhere from 30 years to life for treason, today voted unanimously for … Continue reading

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