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MORE EMAIL FROM THE BASE

Who the H E duoble hockey sticks do you think you are Barking wherever the fuck you are to be makeing fun of such a grate man such as Donald Trump all the time. He is grater then anyone and certianly more then you. I am not no dummy and I graduated at the top … Continue reading

“I AM THE CHOSEN ONE!”

If you really care to know the scary evil that we face The Netflix show “The Family” will take you to that place This secret “Christian” fellowship of rich “connected” whites Influencing Donald Trump, whose slip of tongue was right O yea, he is the “Chosen One” but chosen by the worst Chosen by this … Continue reading

NOBODY…I REPEAT, NOBODY…KNEW JEFFREY EPSTEIN!

…Certainly not Donald Trump. And certainly no “people in high places” such as the  many other powerful men, including numerous prominent American politicians, powerful business executives, foreign presidents, a well-known prime minister, and other world leaders.”  When a reporter pointed out that Trump is quoted as saying; “I’ve known Jeff for fifteen years. Terrific guy. … Continue reading

WEALTHY HAMPTON’S DONORS GATHER. or: DOUCHE-NOZZLES FOR TRUMP

Dateline New York, August 10, 2019,  The cream – as Anthony Bourdain so eloquently put it – of “International douche-iness,” in this case, the American branch, came together Friday at the  Sandcastle Mansion in Bridgehampton N.Y. to raise money for Donald J. Trump. The event was hosted by Equinox and Soul Cycle owner Stephen Ross. … Continue reading

I JUST RECEIVED THIS EMAIL FROM STEPHEN MILLER

To the ignorant, and no doubt Hispanic and Jew-loving, Barking in the Dark, I resent these stupid comparisons of myself to the great Joseph Goebbels. Firstly, Joseph Goebbels, though undoubtedly unparalleled in greatness, stood only 5′ 5.” I, also similar in my stature in unparalleled greatness, am a tall 5′ 10.” Secondly, I serve at … Continue reading

A DEVOUT ALABAMIAN SPEAKS OUT FOR LIFE

I am foist a prowd white Trumpman an’ secund a Alabamian who lives in Alabama the gratest state in the union. A week aftuh mah sistuh an’ I had our foist child, a goil, mah sistuh, bless huh heart, marched in a womens agenst aborshun parade in downtown Birmingham. Whah inny womens wood want to … Continue reading

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