Alice, who famously said in Alice in Wonderland, “it’s the stupidest tea party I ever was at in all my life,” today retracted that statement. Sane In a press conference held earlier on the lawn of The Mad Hatter’s summer home in Amagansett, Long Island, Alice declared, “after experiencing the current political state of affairs … Continue reading
And to honor of the passing of the beautiful Montserrat Caballe. WE MUST VOTE!
Coors Banquet beer today announced that Brett Kavanaugh is their new spokesman. Hans Stein, Coors Vice-President in charge of advertising said, Judge Kavanaugh is “the perfect fit for our brand which, as everyone knows, is brewed in the pristine white foothills of the Rockies.” Coors first 30 second TV spot, “Beer, Boof, Good Times,” will … Continue reading
Herr Drumpf, you whine that the media is against you (well, mostly all are – except for Fox.) You bleat that the FBI is against you, the Department of Justice is against you, google is against you, facebook is against you, Instagram is against you…everyone (except for Fox – oh, and a few batshit racist … Continue reading
Dateline; Leavenworth Ks. 8/28/18. Congressional Republicans today passed the most sweeping prison reform bill in the history of this country. Two hundred and seventy seven Republicans, (out of the two hundred eighty seven total Republicans in Congress) who are now incarcerated for anywhere from 30 years to life for treason, today voted unanimously for … Continue reading
I am a flea. And quite a handsome one at that. My wife says I am a very good catch. Okay, this is besides the point. The point is; I can speak with authority on behalf of all fleas everywhere when I say; I, we, have had it! We fleas have been maligned for years…ages…eons…for … Continue reading