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YES, YOU FAT TREASONOUS SCHMUCK…ON THIS ONE THING YOU ARE RIGHT!

Herr Drumpf, you whine that the media is against you (well, mostly all are – except for Fox.) You bleat that the FBI is against you, the Department of Justice is against you, google is against you, facebook is against you, Instagram is against you…everyone (except for Fox – oh, and a few batshit racist … Continue reading

REPUBLICANS PASS PRISON REFORM BILL FROM PRISON

  Dateline; Leavenworth Ks. 8/28/18.  Congressional Republicans today passed the most sweeping prison reform bill in the history of this country. Two hundred and seventy seven Republicans, (out of the two hundred eighty seven total Republicans in Congress) who are now incarcerated for anywhere from 30 years to life for treason, today voted unanimously for … Continue reading

I, A FLEA IN TRUMPLAND!

I am a flea. And quite a handsome one at that. My wife says I am a very good catch. Okay, this is besides the point. The point is; I can speak with authority on behalf of all fleas everywhere when I say; I, we, have had it! We fleas have been maligned for years…ages…eons…for … Continue reading

BECAUSE WE MUST…

 May I reprise this – with a slight re-write: Originally Posted by barkinginthedark ⋅ September 18, 2011 ⋅ But certainly more relevant today: Hitler Throws Helmet in Ring as Republican Candidate for President: “Why accept a pale imitation? I VILL VIN!!” Adolf Hitler announced today through his Minister of Propaganda Josef Goebbels, that he would be … Continue reading

TED NUGENT RUSHED TO EMERGENCY ROOM

Because Ted Nugent slammed survivors of the Parkland, Florida, school shooting, calling them “liars” and “poor, mushy-brained children” – and for a myriad of other reasons…THIS: Screaming “Get me a Jew doctor” Ted Nugent was rushed into the emergency room of Central Hospital at 4 am this morning after his penile implant exploded in the … Continue reading

A TYPICAL TRUMP SPEECH

My fellow Americans, We will…it will be…my wall…we are going to…in a few weeks…it’s incredible…no collusion…I will be outlining…Congress will very soon…the wall…believe me… you will soon see…I expect that…there is every reason to… it’s incredible…we will have…you will be glad…wages will soon …the military… I can promise that we will…you’ll soon see…no collusion…I’ll lay … Continue reading

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