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ANOTHER EMAIL FROM MAGA NATION

Contrary to all the phony “emails” you post, I am quite inteligent. I voted for President Trump and will do so again in 2024. However, I fail to understand why I am hearing that CPAC is hungry? I thought we had a huge war chest of cash from all our wealthy donors. I myself have donated thousands to my party. What gives? Why is my party suddenly hungry?

Maga Cartoons and Comics - funny pictures from CartoonStock

I was cleaning my AAC Honey Badger Personal Defense Weapon when I heard Mr. Tucker Carlson from the other room saying we were “hungry.” Well, if he said it, I have to believe it, because this is a man of great integritty and a font of truth. And FOX News wouldn’t have someone like him saying such a thing if it wasn’t a fact. I called my friends immediately and told them what I heard, and they all to a man said they heard it too. None of us could fathom how our great party was now “hungry.”

Bagley Cartoon: MAGA Makes Their Point - The Salt Lake Tribune

We all decided that the only reasonable thing to do would be to mortgage our homes and send as much money as we could to President Trump’s campaign. There is no way we will allow our great party to go without the necessary funds to win the next Presidential election. President Trump must be put back in the White House where he rightfully belongs anyway. This Biden joke did not win! And now we need all the money we can get to win again – even though we won in the first place. I am sending an appeal to all my other Maga Nation Army members for money, and I know they will all come through. We are too smart to let money get in the way of rightoeus victory.

Maga Hat Cartoons and Comics - funny pictures from CartoonStock

President Trump said Russian President Vladimir Putin’s invasion of Ukraine was “genius” and “savvy,” so it must be. And that’s why he must be back in the oval office. This is why it is imperative that we of Maga Nation send all the money we have so that there will be no more of this “hungry” stuff.

We are the party of the future, and if America is to continue to be the greatest, most powerful country in the world, where everyone is free and everyone has the right to a great education, a great job, and a great standard of living, then we must elect President Donald John Trump again, like we did in the last election only to have it stolen from us in a rigged election that we really won but lost. Except we won.

Political Cartoon U.S. MAGA Rally Trump Fans Cabinet Appointment

So, Maga Nation, send money. President Trump needs money. And we Republicans cannot never let our great CPAC be thought of as going “hungry.”

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9 thoughts on “ANOTHER EMAIL FROM MAGA NATION

  1. Who would’ve thought that ONE MAN (?) could’ve turned this country into a cesspool of mindless corruption, shameless lies, and utter ignorance? A few more years of downward spiral and the descent into Trumpian dictatorship should be complete….and the weakling Democrats will have all but let it happen. Shame!

    Liked by 2 people

    Posted by mistermuse | April 25, 2022, 5:55 pm
    • And don’t forget the mindless electorate made so by decades of Republican anti-education, anti-intellectual, anti-anything that would engender careful critical thought. I don’t think the left is “weak,” but rather we are wired differently. We make an effort to see both sides. The Right only sees one side – theirs – and makes no effort at all to see any other side of an issue. The Right sees it as; win at any cost, and the pain is never to be considered. I have long despised Republicans. As I see it they are and have always been, the problem. I can count on one finger, maybe two, a Republican President I admired. My reasons are explained in an earlier post: https://barkinginthedark.com/2019/11/24/6668/
      Thanks, MM, your posts are a breath of fresh air and a source of wide smiles. Stay well and continue…

      Liked by 2 people

      Posted by barkinginthedark | April 25, 2022, 6:19 pm
  2. I say let CPAC starve.

    Liked by 2 people

    Posted by leggypeggy | April 25, 2022, 5:34 pm
    • Hahahaha…and further, I say off with their heads! stay well and continue…

      Liked by 2 people

      Posted by barkinginthedark | April 25, 2022, 5:38 pm
    • Dear Tony and leggypeggy,

      Yes, but the Pig Boss needs to be starved first.

      This cartoon is featured in my post entitled “Misquotation Pandemic and Disinformation Polemic: Mind Pollution by Viral Falsity“, which you can easily locate from the Home page of my blog.

      Wishing both of you a wonderfully productive week doing or enjoying whatever that satisfies you the most!

      Yours sincerely,
      SoundEagle

      Liked by 1 person

      Posted by SoundEagle 🦅ೋღஜஇ | April 25, 2022, 6:58 pm
      • Yes, he is truly Fat Donnie. But a pig? No. Pigs are way, way better, and way higher than Fat Donnie will ever be. Pigs are far smarter and far more human than this bloodless ghoul. Words matter. Any animal is better than this fat piece of excrement. Thanks, SE – and continue…

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        Posted by barkinginthedark | April 25, 2022, 8:51 pm
  3. This is so depressing. I keep hoping he who shall not be named and his cretinous disciples will all travel to the edge of the world and fall off.

    Liked by 3 people

    Posted by Liz Gauffreau | April 25, 2022, 4:57 pm

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