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REPUBLICAN PARTY: REGULATIONS? WE DON’ NEED NO STINKIN’ REGULATIONS!

Eagerly looking forward to the big game this afternoon, I went to the fridge and got out the tuna salad that my good wife Jane had made yesterday afternoon. We had gone to the market together to shop for groceries yesterday morning, and I had remarked that “boy, I’m really in the mood to have … Continue reading

TED AND THE DONALD MAY BE BAD BUT…

Down through the years the Republicans have Given us bum after bum Harding and Hoover and Reagan and Nixon and W Ad nauseum (And this is just to name some) While some were just bad and some more inept And some like Bush two a disgrace The wonder to me Is how the hell they … Continue reading

AT A TRUMP RALLY

Behind the scene: Backstage he knows what he’ll do – yes  Go out there, rev up all the clueless Work them up into an Amurican lather Give ’em that old tried ‘n true red-meat blather But for now make ’em wait – let ‘em stew (Don, these jerks are too good to be true) In … Continue reading

TRUMP AND PALIN: TOGETHER AGAIN FOR THE FIRST TIME! OR: IOWA, WHY’RE YA?

      You know how you can’t help but stare At a car crash – junk strewn everywhere So I’m sitting here somewhat transfixed At this show starring two major pricks So I’m listening to Trump as he cons them in Ames All these yahoos – so clueless their sole claim to fame Don’t … Continue reading

INSIDE THE FUNDAMENTALIST MIND OF A TRUE BELIEVER… WITH A GUN

Preface: The Right-Wing’s line of crap Says we all must be well-strapped So fundamentalist fanatics All carryin’ automatics Loaded guns ‘n scripture What’s wrong with this picture? Fingers on the trigger Hatin’ on the nigger      Who had the fucking nerve To beat out Mitt and serve Whose candidates espouse Out the corner of their mouths … Continue reading

The Ballad of Fed Up to Here with These Right-Wing Republican Scumbags or: Go Fuck Yourselves You Fundamentalist GOP Trash

Quoth Ted Cruz: Trump “embodies New York values.”   When we hear joik-offs tawk Us folks heah in Noo Yawk Don’t say tings like “hey pal, best use some caw-shun Middle fingah raised up high We say fuck-off, youse is why “Noo Yawk values” still includes rights to uh-baw-shun   I’m sick of all your … Continue reading

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