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THE BALLAD OF REPUBLICAN CANDIDATES PAST, PRESENT AND, NO DOUBT, FUTURE – OR: WOULD ANYBODY LIKE SOME MIXED NUTS?

Re: the two- twelve Republican field Adding all of their IQ’s would yield A remarkable sum Giving them all headaches from How to keep this much dumbness concealed There was “kids could be janitors” Newt Rick: “whut’s that third thing? Oops – shoot” Cain: “what affairs?” Michelle: well…who cares? And Mitt who just filled up … Continue reading

DONALD TRUMP TO MODERATE UPCOMING REPUBLICAN DEBATE

DONALD TRUMP TO MODERATE UPCOMING REPUBLICAN DEBATE Donald Trump announced today that he will be moderating an upcoming Republican candidates debate on the Fox network. When reporters asked if this wasn’t a bit odd since he himself was still a candidate Trump replied; “Hey, that’s for me to know and you to find out. But … Continue reading

WHY I AM AN ATHEIST

Nature is my staff                   The Universe my rod I find religion’s  notion Of what God is To be odd   The first Gods were creations By people who could see That there are things far greater Than them, or you, or me   These Gods – they represented The “spirits” all around The thunder, lightning, … Continue reading

BILL COSBY: DID HE REALLY GO TO TEMPLE?

Rabbi Chaim Schneerbaum of Philadelphia’s Orthodox synagogue Temple Ben-Affleck interviewed today said: “Oy…I’m plotzing that every time I see a story about Mr. Cosby on the television they always say he went to temple. Now, Mr. Cosby is quite a famous – or, should I say, rather infamous man – and, having seen him many … Continue reading

BULLETIN: THIS JUST IN – TEXAS OPEN CARRY LAW GOES INTO EFFECT TODAY

Dateline USA 2016 We interrupt this blog to report that no students, repeat – no students – were shot in The United States of America today. This is a first since April, 2014. National Rifle Association representative R. C. “Chesty” Pullit said; “This is a very serious non-occurrence especially in light of the fact that … Continue reading