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A Simple Questionnaire for All Independent or Undecided Voters of This Country

This is a simple questionnaire which should clear up any doubts as to which candidates you might be willing to vote for…or rather which party’s candidates should NOT get your vote. If you answer the following few questions truthfully you will know without a doubt who NOT to vote for: Do you believe that voting … Continue reading

A New Year’s Ballad For the Right-Wing Media and Their Corporate Backers or: Here’s Wishing All You Toadies a Very,Very Crappy New Year.

The Kochs are two vermin Limbaugh needs wormin’ They spread their disease like ebola Ingraham’s a slag Coulter’s in drag And none of ‘em knows shit from shinola   Beck is a prick Hume is a dick O’Reilly’s a tick on humanity Murdoch’s a ghoul Asman’s a tool And speaking of tools there is Hannity … Continue reading

Putting Christ Back in Christmas the “Family Values” Way

The Family Research Council, Focus on the Family, and The Christian Coalition have just issued a report condemning certain Christmas carols as “un-Christ-like, un-Christian, unfriendly to family values, and aiding in the advancement and glorification of certain un-American lifestyles.” Pointing out that the carol “Hark the Herald Angels Sing” as the most egregious offender, the … Continue reading

This Koch’s For You (Are Fucked!) Or: No Payroll Tax Break or Unemployment Checks For You Unless There’s Oil For Them

The Koch brothers greedy and vile Own the Tea Party gang rank and file The pipeline’s their goal And to get it they’d roll Every family – man, woman, and child   So they shoved Keystone oil in the bill And if they don’t get it they’ll kill Our tax break, our checks We can … Continue reading

The Ballad of Our Payroll Tax Cut or: GOP: “Give us the Oil and You Can Have Your Lousy Thousand”

They clicked their heels and all saluted, all red tied and all blue suited All heil Grover Norquist – you’re our Fuhrer Payroll tax cut? Thousand bucks? For who? For all these working schmucks? Don’t they know that suffering makes them purer?   We’ll only do it for the pipeline; the measly thousand is their … Continue reading

The Ballad of The Religious Right or: My God is Waaaay Better Than Yours

Now the Religious Right have reached dizzying heights Of hypocrisy pure plain and simple St. Mary herself Seeing their pelf Would blush red with shame ‘neath her wimple   First we’ve Ralph Reed whose mean hate filled creed Decrees gays will not make it to heaven I guess none of us heard When they passed … Continue reading