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I THINK I’LL DO THE MASHED POTATOES (DOES THIS MAKE ME A PERVERT?)

      Personally, I think it is perverse that so many diners in restaurants are now “doing” their food.     Now, this phraseology may not bother you in the least. Actually, I’m fairly sure you don’t give it a second thought. I, on the other hand, am driven around the bend whenever I … Continue reading

FINALLY!

Here is the way                             The  Republicans play They piss in the stream without care Then they go to the well And scream bloody hell When they cannot find clean water there   Finally, we have the adoption Of the GOP feared … Continue reading

WHAT’S TO LIKE?

The other evening I watched a wonderful documentary on Hugh Romney aka Wavy Gravy, and it got me to questioning as to why I harbor such an abiding dislike for the Right-Wing of this country, and, since they are usually all Republicans, why I harbor this deep animosity in general of the Republican Party. Firstly, … Continue reading

DARTH VADER: “I AM INSULTED…AND I TAKE UMBRAGE”

A spokesperson for Darth Vader said today, “Mr. Vader is deeply saddened by any, and all, comparisons between him and Dick Cheney.” She went on to say, “Mr. Vader killed approximately 215 people, give or take another 20 or so, including some Jedis, and, yes – he killed Obi-wan Kenobi, Padme’, The Emperor, some Battle … Continue reading

RAND PAUL ACCUSED OF PLAGIARISM

Senator Rand Paul told reporters today that when he wrote the line “We the people of the United States, in order to form a more perfect Union, establish justice, insure domestic tranquility, must repeal Obamacare…” he had no idea that all of that sentence with the exception of the last three words was from The United … Continue reading

THE BALLAD OF JOHN BOEHNER – AGENT ORANGE

Widdle Johnny Boehner Weaks water wike a stwainer A dwinker and a weeper Has a caucus (can not keep ‘er) In thrall to all tea baggers And neo-conmen naggers He cannot make his mind up But must care if we wind up Broke and too disabled To put bread on the table Yet seems much … Continue reading

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