In Bohemian Grove in ‘09 the Republicans hatched their plan Let’s get rid of this nigger Obama – ANY damn way we can Long before they ever saw What the man could do To move us forward, they all swore On their bibles to Destroy the man even tho’ It meant destroying us … Continue reading
One-ninety-six Oligarchs Who think of us merely as marks Have contributed 80 per cent Of all of the PAC money spent To keep us down under their thumb To keep us in fear, deaf, and dumb, And lost in this cloud of dissension That keeps us from paying attention While this terrible one-ninety-six Moves us … Continue reading
Contrary to the email you’ve received to date from various other members of our Tea Party, my wife and I are both educated, well-informed university graduates, (me; Oral Roberts University Law School, she; Liberty UniversityLaw School). As attorneys, and students of the Constitution of these United States, we can both vouchsafe that there is nothing … Continue reading
Screaming “Get me a Jew doctor” Ted Nugent was rushed into the emergency room of Central Hospital at 4 am this morning after his penile implant exploded in the Hot Buns movie theater. Nugent was brought to the emergency room by a young Latino who told reporters “we were jackin’ each other off when this … Continue reading
Dateline: New Blemish, Arizona From the New Blemish Daily Morning Movement, Mr. Wilfred T. Flense, a prominent member of the New Blemish branch of The Tea Party, and a lead tenor in the Evangelicals of America Chorus, told this reporter yesterday that the baby Jesus had appeared to him in his Swiss melt. “I was … Continue reading
Baby wanna feel my Glock Shit is harder than a rock Big ‘n black ‘n hard as steel Come on sugar take a feel If you want I’ll take it out Watch me wave it all about See I tol’ you it’s a beaut Do you wanna see it shoot? Come on take it in … Continue reading