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The Ballad of “Social Issues” And “Socialism” From the Conservative Point of View or: That Bernie is a Commie Pinko But, We’ll Take The Bail-Out

“Genuine equality means not treating everyone the same, but attending equally to everyone’s different needs.” ― Terry Eagleton, Why Marx Was Right “Social issues” – “Commie” code for basic human need Providing equal aid to all is “Socialism’s” seed There’s just no funds for schools right now we know you understand We need this money … Continue reading

ANTONIN SCALIA SCHOOL OF LAW

ON SALE:  30% OFF! All Antonin Scalia School of Law sport clothing. Wear the colors! Be loud, proud, and one of The Crowd! Support the teams of this great school. With every purchase of two or more a free ticket to one Supremes home basketball game worth $30. See The Supremes vs. Brandeis or Marshall. … Continue reading

“VIRTUALLY” VIRTUAL

At present, the word “virtually” is, to me, “virtually” the single most disturbing word in the English language – and also, for that matter, in any other language. Check that – actually, it is not “virtually” the single most disturbing word in the English language at present, it “really” is. This is the word plucked … Continue reading

THE BALLAD OF TED CRUZ

In 2013, freshman Sen. Ted Cruz of Texas said he had a plan to do something that seemed impossible. He could force President Obama to strip the funding from the landmark health-care law that had come to bear his name — Obamacare — by threatening to shut down the government. Ted Cruz Drunk on the … Continue reading

ANOTHER VIEW FROM THE TEA PARTY: INTELLIGENT FACTION (# 4 in the Satirical Series Emails from the Tea Party)

Contrary to the email you’ve received to date from various other less well-informed members of our great Tea Party, my wife and I are both educated, well-informed university graduates, (me; Oral Roberts University Law School, she; Liberty University Law School). As attorneys, highly educated people, and students of the Constitution of these United States, we … Continue reading

TELL THE TRUTH AND FOOL THE WORLD

(To get these notions out of the way immediately, what follows may not apply to the answers to these two questions; “Does this dress make my ass look fat?” And; “Did you come?”) So – “Tell the Truth and Fool the World.” These seven words have for me always held in them something deep and … Continue reading

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