“Genuine equality means not treating everyone the same, but attending equally to everyone’s different needs.” ― Terry Eagleton, Why Marx Was Right “Social issues” – “Commie” code for basic human need Providing equal aid to all is “Socialism’s” seed There’s just no funds for schools right now we know you understand We need this money … Continue reading
If this If this grotesque slob Gets the President’s job It will loudly proclaim To all of our shame We’re the land of the freaks And the home of the brained. You buffoonish poseur With a comb-over sure To make sane folk cringe As you prove you’re unhinged You fat pompous fuck With a mouth … Continue reading
Oh what a marshmallow figure he cuts A combed-over hot air balloon of a putz The very ideal of orangutan man An orange-y presence, the shit in the fan With an oversized ego as large as his waist A sour expression – complexion of paste A blurter of nonsense – of witless ideas Of bluster … Continue reading
Here is the way The Republicans play They piss in the stream without care Then they go to the well And scream bloody hell When they cannot find clean water there Finally, we have the adoption Of the GOP feared … Continue reading
Widdle Johnny Boehner Weaks water wike a stwainer A dwinker and a weeper Has a caucus (can not keep ‘er) In thrall to all tea baggers And neo-conmen naggers He cannot make his mind up But must care if we wind up Broke and too disabled To put bread on the table Yet seems much … Continue reading
Jim DeMint; this ode is for you You’re as welcome to us as shit on a shoe Gave us Rubio, now Cruz You’re the slime and the ooze And the stench of a foul public loo You now run the Heritage foundation Whose mission’s to screw … Continue reading