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THE BALLAD OF FOX-TV

The channel for folks who are logically challenged Who cannot list thinking as one of their talents The channel of shit With news skewed to fit Minds that are equally unfair and unbalanced                                                      The channel of cartoons and bleach blonde news honeys Beholden to all of them Koch brother’s monies The channel of muck … Continue reading

THE BALLAD OF KEN CUCCINELLI (R-VA) (A MAN RUNNING FOR GOVERNOR OF VIRGINIA??)

Kind ladies excuse me this once For the following ode re this dunce:                                 Let’s talk about Ken Cuccinelli (Does he think his wife’s cooch is smelly?) Why else does he say he won’t go Down there – oh… God told him “NO” “What’s that God? no cunnilingus? Or fellatio or else you’ll zing … Continue reading

THE BALLAD OF TED CRUZ

Ted Cruz Drunk on the booze Of power obtained From all the hare-brained Who voted him in Who now have to grin And bear all the pain And all the hard rain They’ve brought on us all When Cruz took his ball And cut short the game Saying “I’m not to blame I just want … Continue reading

ODE TO THE TEA PARTY

Go fuck yourselves you stupid hicks You dumb destructive yahoo pricks You morons all on Cruz control Who’d suck our nation down a hole Because you cannot stand the fact The White House occupant is black You idiots without a clue As to why, as to who You’re carrying the water for The scumbag Kochs, … Continue reading

The Ballad of Mitt Romney or: What You See is What You Get…Get It?

Mitt you’re cute   And to boot   You fill a suit   The rest is moot.         © tony powers and Barking in the Dark, 2012. Unauthorized use and/or duplication of this material without express and written permission from this blog’s author and/or owner is strictly prohibited. Excerpts and links may … Continue reading

The Magnificent Beautiful Bee vs. Man i.e. The Magnificently Selfish, Stupid, Shortsighted, Greedy Species.

The beautiful bee is growing extinct And as it goes so goes our food The bee and our food’s inextricably linked One day there’ll be naught to be chewed   The crops are no longer rotated in clover The flowers bees feed on are now poison-filled As bees sip the pesticides their lives are over … Continue reading