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MORE EMAIL FROM THE BASE OR: FOOLED BY THE GAY TV – AGAIN!

I was washin’ ironin’ an’ starching my hubbies under wares the other day last week while he was out teachin’ the grandkids to shoot squirrels because he says the starchy stiffness of his shorts reminds him of when he was a teen-ager – I dont know why – and I heared on the TV that … Continue reading

OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!

Ever since I was old enough to understand politics and politicians I have disliked Republicans. In my long lifetime I have seen only one and a quarter Republican presidents that were worthy of my admiration. And those Presidents, Dwight D. Eisenhower and George H. W. Bush, would not be welcome in today’s Republican Party.  I … Continue reading

TRUMP APPOINTS NEW WHITE HOUSE CHIEF OF STAFF!

Donald J. Trump reached out today to tap as the new White House Chief of staff Bobby Sam Mowze of Corinth, Mississippi. Mr. Mowze was notified of his appointment while with his family at the annual Corinth Duct Tape festival. “I ’bout near commenced to choked on a mouthful of Clara Belle Sneed’s vinegar bean … Continue reading

WHAT A CROCK OF SHIT!

So…in the wake of this horrific shooting in a Pittsburgh Synagogue our beloved fearless disseminator of Evil Bullshit uses this moment to suggest the outcome in this event would have been different had people inside the Synagogue been armed. In other words; See? It’s what I’ve been saying all along; we need more guns! And … Continue reading

LETTER FROM AN INFORMED TRUMP SUPPORTER

I am with the grate Rush Limbaugh on this bomb crapp an this Democrat funded caravan comin to evade us to. An no dout President Trump is feedin them chinks an ruskys info on his cel that aint classical. I am speshally an rightley all riled up bout these hear bombs bein sent to people … Continue reading

HEIL DONALD – ALL HAIL OUR (FEARLESS) “NATIONALIST” LEADER

  na·tion·al-ist;  /naSH(ə)nələst/   noun Exalting one nation above all others and placing primary emphasis on promotion of its culture and interests as opposed to those of other nations or supranational groups. So now, on top of the grotesque lies spewing from the gob of this amoral person which grow more outlandishly implausible with every … Continue reading

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