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ANOTHER LETTER FROM THE “BASE”*

Okay…so there’s voter suggestion. So what? Don’t we want voters to all be informed? When they vote? Yes! Of course we want them to know what the heck theys talkin about! Anyone with an ounce of intelligents knows that voters need to be given suggestions as to how they need to vote! Asumeing they will … Continue reading

JUMPY FOR PREZ…A MUST WATCH…

You gotta see this…Here’s a pup named Jumpy that is waaaay smarter than any of the idiots who think this Fascist “Hair” Trump is just wonderful. This is the canine I wanna be when I come back as a dog. I LOVE this puppy!

REAL DEFINITIONS AND SYNONYMS FOR “TRUMPED UP”

trumped-up: adjective us ​ /ˈtrʌmptˈʌp/ ​not true; invented SYNONYMS: a numbers game           April fool                    bad faith bamboozle              bilk             blackmail              blag              bluff                                     bullshit                            … Continue reading

NEW DEFINITIONS #2

des·pi·ca·ble dəˈspikəb(ə)l/ adjective adjective: despicable deserving hatred and contempt. “a despicable person” synonyms: contemptible, loathsome, hateful, detestable, reprehensible, abhorrent, abominable, awful, heinous; odious, vile, low, mean, abject, shameful, ignominious, shabby, ignoble, disreputable, discreditable, unworthy; informal; dirty, rotten, lowdown, lousy; beastly; archaic; scurvy “despicable crimes”          ALT. SYNONYM:     TRUMP.   © … Continue reading

WILL THE REAL GEORGE STAND UP?

Donald Trump is the real George Costanza. He is a cowardly fool clumsily lying his way through any and every situation. An ignorant poseur acting a part which he has never for a second cared to research. A pitiful clown without a shred of self-awareness which might lead him to even suspect for a moment … Continue reading

“No Problem” or: Hey Mister – Is That Your House That’s on Fire?

Whenever I hear the words “no problem” (which I probably hear at least 5 times a day) I instinctively look up as I quickly sidestep, fully expecting to see a safe plummeting straight at my head from thirty stories above me. Either I quickly look up for the falling safe, or I quickly sprint away … Continue reading