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JUMPY FOR PREZ…A MUST WATCH…

You gotta see this…Here’s a pup named Jumpy that is waaaay smarter than any of the idiots who think this Fascist “Hair” Trump is just wonderful. This is the canine I wanna be when I come back as a dog. I LOVE this puppy! Advertisements

REAL DEFINITIONS AND SYNONYMS FOR “TRUMPED UP”

trumped-up: adjective us ​ /ˈtrʌmptˈʌp/ ​not true; invented SYNONYMS: a numbers game           April fool                    bad faith bamboozle              bilk             blackmail              blag              bluff                                     bullshit                            … Continue reading

NEW DEFINITIONS #2

des·pi·ca·ble dəˈspikəb(ə)l/ adjective adjective: despicable deserving hatred and contempt. “a despicable person” synonyms: contemptible, loathsome, hateful, detestable, reprehensible, abhorrent, abominable, awful, heinous; odious, vile, low, mean, abject, shameful, ignominious, shabby, ignoble, disreputable, discreditable, unworthy; informal; dirty, rotten, lowdown, lousy; beastly; archaic; scurvy “despicable crimes”          ALT. SYNONYM:     TRUMP.   © … Continue reading

WILL THE REAL GEORGE STAND UP?

Donald Trump is the real George Costanza. He is a cowardly fool clumsily lying his way through any and every situation. An ignorant poseur acting a part which he has never for a second cared to research. A pitiful clown without a shred of self-awareness which might lead him to even suspect for a moment … Continue reading

“No Problem” or: Hey Mister – Is That Your House That’s on Fire?

Whenever I hear the words “no problem” (which I probably hear at least 5 times a day) I instinctively look up as I quickly sidestep, fully expecting to see a safe plummeting straight at my head from thirty stories above me. Either I quickly look up for the falling safe, or I quickly sprint away … Continue reading

NEWS FLASH: A FIRST LOOK AT TRUMP TV

  Barking in the Dark has been privileged to receive an advance copy of the new Trump TV Network program line-up. Here it is: 3:00 – Time for Tweeting with Donald J. Trump (The Day’s First Tweets. Live – from the Trump Tower Master Bathroom) N 3:15 – Important and Unbelievable Tweets – with Donald … Continue reading

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