Fox News revealed just minutes ago that Trayvon Martin was a double agent for an as yet unnamed country in either the west or east….or maybe even the Middle East. As ace Fox anchor Bill O’Reilly reports, “It has been discovered by our sources that allegedly George Zimmerman knew that Mr. Martin was probably a … Continue reading
I am a proud member of the Florida Tea Party, as well as a devowt Christian to.I am absolutely one hundred per cent sure that this boy Trayvan Martian attacked this upstanding civil cervant George Zinnerman in my heart. I just did a experiment with my boy out in the back yard. I sent … Continue reading
I personaly think that all these people from countries like Tiajuanna and Accapulco should just go home and leave us alone here. They are why everythings stinks here and now. These lefty progresive and libarel people always say that the mess we are in now its President George W. Bushes fawlt. But how on … Continue reading
The man had a gun and a woody The kid had tea, Skittles, and a hoodie But the kid’s skin was brown In a white part of town He couldn’t’a been up to any good, could he? It was All-Star week, NBA heaven Half-time the kid shopped 7 -11 The rain came from the … Continue reading
Hello, Mitt? Rick? Newt? Ron? Guten tag meine freunde – it’s Josef again, Josef Goebbels… (listens) Ja, I know we haven’t spoken in a coon’s age – what’s it been…a month, month and a half? As I always say; time flies when you’re fucking with people’s heads eh? (listens) Babies, kinderle, forget the Herr shit … Continue reading
I’m sick of all your bullshit You goobers tryin’ to pull shit Screamin’ from your pulpit Goin’ into full fit Tryin’ to pull the wool shit Ya hear enough and you’ll shit From all you freaky people With your hands into a steeple Quotin’ bullshit from your prayer book As if you really care – … Continue reading