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Immagrints Are the Cause (#2 in the series; “Email from the Tea Party”)

I personaly think that all these people from countries like Tiajuanna and Accapulco should just go home and leave us alone here. They are why everythings stinks here and now.

, U.S. Senator from Pennsylvania.

, U.S. Senator from Pennsylvania. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)


These lefty progresive and libarel people always say that the mess we are in now its President George W. Bushes fawlt. But how on G-ds green earth can it be his fawlt when HE ISNT EVEN A MEXICAN! (Duh). I am sick and tired of him and Mr. Dick Chaney being blamed when they were two of the greatest leaders we have ever posessed. And now we have a chance to posess another. I am talking of our own Rick Santorum, or our own Mutt Romny, who is a man of the people and a woman too Sarah Palin.


We need to get out and vote them in the white house and get the muslin obama out. And the other people we need to watch are the ones that Pastor John Hagee warned about who said “And they the hunters should hunt them,’ that will be the Jews. ‘From every mountain and from every hill and from out of the holes of the rocks.’ If that doesn’t describe what Hitler did in the holocaust you can’t see that.” That’s what the good Pastor said amen and I have it right here on a couch cushun.


So we can be sure its immagrints who are not the pure Americans who are the problem as always they have been. Im sure we would all be fine and dandy to go pick our own letuce and mellons and what have you gladly. The young people are always going to the gim instead they would probably love to get the ecxercise out in the sun in the fields picking food and things. We don’t need anyone from a country like Moscow or wherever. So remember vote for Mr. Rick Santorum whos close with G-d.



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26 thoughts on “Immagrints Are the Cause (#2 in the series; “Email from the Tea Party”)

  1. Damn, how did I miss this? A tribute to my black hole of an Inbox. In any case..

    “But how on G-ds green earth can it be his fawlt when HE ISNT EVEN A MEXICAN!”

    Did you notice?! Clearly this concerned citizen has a worse problem than bigotry. He’s able to associate the old racist jokes about being a gardener with being a Mexican.

    It frightens me.
    When the stupid are able to make such connections we are all in trouble
    Sure I’ve been told I was a fox, but come to think of it only by Inbred Anti-Semitic Right-Wingers.
    Off to pick a few couture camo outfilts…

    You never fail me me Mr. Powers 😉



    Posted by Rachael Black | April 13, 2012, 11:04 pm
  2. Oh man, the immigrant question. Ironic in the US, right ? I used to know a guy called Ellis Island once…………..


    Posted by Single Malt Monkey | March 28, 2012, 7:43 am
  3. I know the author of this email is one of the ones who drafts the stuff the Indians run through Google Translate to spam our blogs. I hope you kept his IP address on file. Certainly, the FCC can do something about him. Truly, a menace. Threatening all those jobs. Shameless.


    Posted by Red | March 27, 2012, 11:47 pm
  4. This sounds frighteningly like some of the emails I get from my boss. I wish I were kidding.


    Posted by Averil Dean | March 27, 2012, 11:43 pm
  5. Good post, and your spell checker must have crashed before you even finished typing this post. go on…


    Posted by Don in Massachusetts | March 26, 2012, 10:25 pm
  6. Wicked Tony !


    Posted by MJ, Nonstepmom | March 26, 2012, 1:39 am
  7. Who couldn’t vote for someone who was a U.S. Representative from the state where Jesus was born, in Bethlehem, Pennsylvania. Ya’ know I never realized it until I looked at this pic again that he’s got a real Howdy-Doody-kinda- smile too. Scary. Great post Tony!


    Posted by Peter Kevin Connell | March 26, 2012, 1:30 am
  8. Hilarious! Good work.


    Posted by thefibitz | March 26, 2012, 1:21 am
  9. Hilarious .again.. A “muslin”? priceless..
    Oh my son-in-law will love this..he’s one of us.. The smarty-pants gang!!


    Posted by free penny press | March 25, 2012, 11:34 pm
  10. Okay, what ignorant republican buffoon’s email did you intercept? This is great, as usual. Sadly, oh so sadly, there are people who would think that Tiajuana and other cities are countries. (Duh) Hell, someone I was talking to in Las Vegas thought New Mexico was still part of Old Mexico – and these people vote! I’m quaking in my shoes at the thought of the ignorance and stupidity of some voters. LOVE the “Mutt” Romney! Oh, yeah… and Obama is a man made out of a cotton fabric. 🙂


    Posted by She speaks.... | March 25, 2012, 11:24 pm
    • New Mexico isn’t part of Mexico??? when did that happen??? 🙂 thanks Michelle, i always appreciate your feedback. continue…


      Posted by barkinginthedark | March 26, 2012, 3:55 am
      • Just as well I’m not voting there, folks, because I don’t understand this New & Old Mexico, & whether it’s one country or subdivided. I bet there’s quite a story behind that.


        Posted by WordsFallFromMyEyes | March 26, 2012, 11:11 am
  11. it’s definitely dark witch. thanks for reading, and for the comment Walt. will check u out 2 continue…


    Posted by barkinginthedark | March 25, 2012, 10:18 pm
  12. This is either dark satire or God awful; I ain’t sure witch.


    Posted by walthe310 | March 25, 2012, 10:14 pm

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