Barking in the Dark has been privileged to receive an advance copy of the new Trump TV Network program line-up. Here it is: 3:00 – Time for Tweeting with Donald J. Trump (The Day’s First Tweets. Live – from the Trump Tower Master Bathroom) N 3:15 – Important and Unbelievable Tweets – with Donald … Continue reading
Behind the scene: Backstage he knows what he’ll do – yes Go out there, rev up all the clueless Work them up into an Amurican lather Give ’em that old tried ‘n true red-meat blather But for now make ’em wait – let ‘em stew (Don, these jerks are too good to be true) In … Continue reading
You know how you can’t help but stare At a car crash – junk strewn everywhere So I’m sitting here somewhat transfixed At this show starring two major pricks So I’m listening to Trump as he cons them in Ames All these yahoos – so clueless their sole claim to fame Don’t … Continue reading
I just heared on the TV while I was in the other room preparing tonight’s muskrat pie fer hubby that Sprint is America’s favorite ORGY network? You heared me correckt – ORGY! What? WHAT??? THIS IS CRAZY! This wanton permissiveness has GOT TO STOP! What with the gays now gittin’ married and whutever else those … Continue reading
The other evening laundries in and around our nation’s capital, as well as those of the very finest hotels, were kept buzzing deep into the early morning hours in a feverish attempt to get all the necessary sheets laundered, starched, and ironed, in order that the many delegates to the ultra-conservative Republican Values Voters conference … Continue reading
Contrary to the email you’ve received to date from various other members of our great Tea Party, my wife and I are both educated, well-informed university graduates, (me; Oral Roberts University Law School, she; Liberty University Law School). As attorneys, and students of the Constitution of these United States, we can both vouchsafe that … Continue reading