I just heared on the TV while I was in the other room preparing tonight’s muskrat pie fer hubby that Sprint is America’s favorite ORGY network? You heared me correckt – ORGY!
What? WHAT??? THIS IS CRAZY! This wanton permissiveness has GOT TO STOP!
What with the gays now gittin’ married and whutever else those people do. I mean, who knows what they are doin in the dark with there appliances n there animals. Yup, I heared whut the Duck Die Nasty guy said an he is so right there cuz he shoud know. An I am proud that good folk such as Sarah Palin an Bobby Jindal an Sham Hannity an others of there ilk have cum too his defence. An also I have long suspeckted that this queer gay who lives somewhere real close by was messin’ around with Clara one of our pigs. Yup – I am purty durn sure that someone nearby has been messin’ with Clara. (Hubby goes into her sty late at nite to investigate this.)
Now I am not stuppid I know that the Sprint has these cell phones where you can make a video and all, but to advertize that you are the ORGY NETWORK??? I am gob-smacked and owtraged!
Oh wait…I jes walked into the TV room n it’s even worse than I thought…now I can read whut there saying…4G. 4G?…4G?? Is this an orgy with 4 people in it? Is this 4G some new kind of hep, slang, black rapp thing for a 4 person orgy??? They are making an advert on TV where children watch about their phones designed specifically for ORGIES WITH 4 PEOPLE??? AND BLACKS ARE RAPPING ABOUT IT TO? Whut is wrong with the blacks and the gays that they want to have this kind of lood sex with animals an then dance an rapp about it???
This is why me an the hubby are voting for Ted Cruze, and Michele Backmann! Or whutever Tea Party person runs against the soshalist bitch Hillery.
JUST SO YOU ALL KNOW!
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I am falling over and dying. Sorry late to the party, but better late than never. You are killing me. Worse, I know these people, they shop in the PetsMart near my house and actually say these things.
yes…they do abound. thanks Val happy new year. continue…
You capture every dialect so perfectly that my brain continues to process words in the same voice for at least ten minutes after finishing the piece!
Poor Clara. First the fags and then the schvartzes. She’ll be as big a squealing ham as Sham Hannity.
You cracked me up. Again.
p.s. off to get some coffee and bugger the cat
hahaha…always a witty comment R.thanx,and continue…
Thank you for clarifying what 4G stood for… 😀
that’s why i get the big bucks 🙂 also really like the way you sign as 😀 great graphic idea. continue…
Now you learned something new… 🙂
always. enjoy the week-end. continue…
That cracked me up… and scared me…
not as scared as Clara i hope. thanks brownemonkey. continue…