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THE BALLAD OF ANOTHER WORLD CLASS SCHMUCK

No, this isn’t about Donnie Trump This time we are playing the dozens On someone as big of a chump These assholes are two kissin’ cousins It’s Pruitt of whom we’ll admit We can’t call a pig because it Is an insult unfair To pigs everywhere Who don’t wallow in half as much shit   … Continue reading

REAL DEFINITIONS AND SYNONYMS FOR “TRUMPED UP”

trumped-up: adjective us ​ /ˈtrʌmptˈʌp/ ​not true; invented SYNONYMS: a numbers game           April fool                    bad faith bamboozle              bilk             blackmail              blag              bluff                                     bullshit                            … Continue reading

A TYPICAL TRUMP SPEECH

My fellow Americans, We will…it will be…my wall…we are going to…in a few weeks…it’s incredible…no collusion…I will be outlining…Congress will very soon…the wall…believe me… you will soon see…I expect that…there is every reason to… it’s incredible…we will have…you will be glad…wages will soon …the military… I can promise that we will…you’ll soon see…no collusion…I’ll lay … Continue reading

NEW DICTIONARY DEFINITIONS

Vile vīl/ adjective © tony powers and Barking in the Dark,  2018. Unauthorized use and/or duplication of this material without express and written permission from this site’s author and/or owner is strictly prohibited. Excerpts and links may be used, provided that full and clear credit is given to tony powers and Barking in the Dark … Continue reading

WILL THE REAL GEORGE STAND UP?

Donald Trump is the real George Costanza. He is a cowardly fool clumsily lying his way through any and every situation. An ignorant poseur acting a part which he has never for a second cared to research. A pitiful clown without a shred of self-awareness which might lead him to even suspect for a moment … Continue reading

FIGHT THE VILE REPUBLICANS

with From today’s (2/25) New York Daily News (with my added cartoon images) TV shooting victim’s father says: “Elect Dems” An open letter to the students in Parkland: “To the students and families of Marjory Stoneman Douglas High — thankyou. Thank you for standing up in the wake of a tragedy that has become too … Continue reading

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