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“TRUMPSPEAK”

Trumpspeak  noun                                                                                                                                  1. The art of talking for at least twenty minutes while looking sincere, sounding as if you know what you are talking about, and saying less than nothing. The art of shining shit. 2. Possessing the ability of being able to deny that you said anything you’re on record as previously saying. … Continue reading

HERE’S YA KARMA, YOU FAT IGNORANT PIECE OF SHIT – OR; WHY I AM HOPING TRUMP AND HIS LACKEY CRIMINALS ALL CONTRACT COVID-19

From Politico; “By the end of February, the World Health Organization had shipped tests to nearly 60 countries. The United States was not among them….Why the United States declined to use the WHO test, even temporarily as a bridge until the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention could produce its own test, remains a perplexing … Continue reading

THE ULTRA CONSERVATIVE REPUBLICAN *STARS* OF CPAC MEET IN OXON HILL, MD. Or: Mommy, I’m A-Scared of the Clowns

This is Barking in the Dark’s annual review of the this year’s annual Conservative Political Action Conference. The other evening last week laundries in and around our nation’s capital, as well as those of the very finest hotels, were kept buzzing deep into the early morning hours in a feverish attempt to get all the … Continue reading

INSIDE DONALD TRUMP’S MIND AS HE NAMES PENCE TO COORDINATE GOV’T RESPONSE TO CORONAVIRUS ON TV

“Shit, this fucking dumb virus thing could cost me the fucking election…unbelievable…the market was way the fuck up…all my people were rolling in money and now…what a crap sandwich…why do these fucking things always happen to me?… …These fucking asshole countries…China…who gives a fuck if some Chinks die?…lousy pieces of…There’s too many of them anyway…I … Continue reading

NOW WE KNOW HOW COME…

“I cannot say it will never happen again, because when you look at some leaders of today, those dangerous ambitions, pride and sense of being better than others are still at play. Who knows where they can lead.“                                                                                             —Zofia Posmysz, a 96-year old Polish survivor of Auschwitz. Now we know how come an entire … Continue reading

MORE EMAIL FROM THE BASE

I and the little missus are all in for our grate leader Mr Donald Trump who has so many times and other so many times re-vealed to all of us his bright brillianse. His new name for NATO whitch is NATOME is way beyond more brillianter. The little missus was raveing about it all through … Continue reading