“Good, the peasants are at each other’s throats. We have to keep them that angry. Keep their stupid minds occupied with a red-hot hatred while we do whatever we want. The Jews, and the niggers, the spics and the chinks are going to take their jobs. Take their livelihoods from them. Their wives and children will be out on the street. Of course, Jews will replace them. And the darkies will too. We have to keep pounding them with the fact that the chinks caused Covid. And the spics are all criminals. I gotta call Tucker later.”
“Yeah, I’m dumb…I got away with over 2 billion in four years. And Biden’s gettin’ the blame for inflation? I’m in. I even got away with causing it. And it’s got all the peasants screaming. I am in. And, Vlad, baby, you couldn’t’ve timed Ukraine any better.”
“Now they’re fightin’ over baby formula too…couldn’t have happened at a better time as far as I’m concerned. Covid’s comin’ back too. Perfect. Too bad we can’t pardon that terrific kid, that would make ’em really cra—Hey, wait a sec…it’s a fact that this supermarket shooting was a Jew Democrat set-up. This kid was a leftie plant…so we true patriots would take the fall for it. I can’t wait to speak with Tucker. He’ll run with it.”
“I can snort all the coke I want, and these jerks’ll still vote for me as long as I keep screaming “America first.” Bunch of morons. Bringing that loaded gun through security at the Charlotte airport was a stroke of genius man. Every gun nut in North Carolina is mine. Mine! Hey, me and Tucker on Russian TV really got the Libtards crazy. Tucker, my man you are the best!”
“I need another bump. I should post another video of me killing that AOC twat https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2021/nov/18/paul-gosar-retweets-video-aoc-twitter. Maybe I should make one of me machine-gunning that towelhead Ilhan Omar. Even better, do her whole Allah-loving family. That’ll give MAGA Nation a real laugh, and it’ll twist the pansy Lib’s minds outta shape. Tucker would play it on a loop!”
Yeah…we gotta keep everyone’s mind on anything except how we’re being taken for fools by people whose only interest is power – and fuck the rest of us “peasants.”
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