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Bro, I am having a heck of a time here and I need your help. I keep seein’ our MAGA dudes all over town with MAGA hats that have the peak in the back.

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I asked some dude in the gym where he got his hat and he told me Amazon. I have looked all over Amazon for a MAGA hat with the peak in the back and there ain’t none nowhere! I checked ebay too. All I see are MAGA hats with the peak in the front. Where are all these guys getting these hats???

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I am at my wits end here. I really want one of these hats because they look so cool. It’s not like I’m dumb but I can’t locate a single one of these special MAGA hats anywhere. Where are they even made? Do you know? China? Is that why I can’t locate one? This is worse than frustrating. I was starin’ at this really buffed out dude with one of these MAGA hat with the peak on the back the other day in the bar and he blew me a kiss! He thought I was hittin’ on him. I gotta say he kept buyin’ me drinks so…

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I am stumped so far. But I’m gonna keep searching the internets for one of these cool hats. Meanwhile I’ll just have to wear my regular old MAGA hat that has the peak in the front. But I tell ya, it is a drag bro. Any advice here would sure be appreciated.

Go Trump.

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  1. Yep, we’re doomed. 😦

    Liked by 1 person

    Posted by SusanR | May 12, 2022, 7:58 pm
  2. Just as an aside,
    Where do they hide
    MAGA hats supplied
    With peaks on the side?

    Liked by 1 person

    Posted by mistermuse | May 12, 2022, 6:18 pm
  3. I have some advice. To shift the peak, try looking the other way.

    Liked by 1 person

    Posted by leggypeggy | May 12, 2022, 4:58 pm
  4. MAGA-man, perhaps you could follow the Yellow Brick Road to the Wizard of Oz and ask him for a brain?

    Liked by 1 person

    Posted by Liz Gauffreau | May 12, 2022, 4:43 pm

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