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STOP SPEAKING LATIN! PLEASE!

Democrats, do you actually think you are going to make your case by using words like exculpatory? And quid Pro Quo? And whatever other Latin words and phrases you  continue to run by the likes of Mr. Jimmy John Bobby Joe Junior Blount Sr. of Crapville, Mississippi? And his missus; the lovely Jenni Jo Jean … Continue reading

TRUMP AND BARR ANNOUNCED AS NEW SPOKESMEN

New York, Oct. 27, 2019 – Donald Trump and William Barr have been named as the new co-spokesmen for Banana Republic. Brad Flabber, the Executive Vice-President in charge of all Banana Republic advertising for polos, shorts, and underwear, today made the announcement at the Banana Republic Factory on 34th Street and Fifth Avenue.  “The new … Continue reading

MORE EMAIL FROM THE ALT RIGHT TRUMP BASE.

  As a prowd Obergruppenfuhrer member of Stormer Troop Blitzkrieg Eins of Indiana I am righting too say we are so happy that we did helped to eleckt President Mr Donald Trump (who we are shure is stocked with German like us are) becawse it is abowt time that we whites took our rightified place … Continue reading

PRESIDENT COSTANZA STRIKES AGAIN…AND SO THERE!

  “I will hold my breath until you stop investigating my crimes” said President George Costanza today.   Vowing to not take a breath for as long as it takes, President Costanza today defied congress even as he began to turn from orange to blue. As usual, Nancy Pelosi’s measured remarks stood out in stark … Continue reading

ANOTHER EMAIL FROM THE “BASE”

I have been looking at all my maps and I can not for the life of me find any city called San Jewerry. Where is this? Is it near me is what I’d like to know. Because it sounds like it’s some kind of a place where Hebrews live. Is it? Can anyone enlighten me? … Continue reading

WHAT IS ALL THIS PENIS TALK? EMAIL FROM “THE BASE”

I am a loyal Trump person. Me and hubby love this grate man. Anyway, we are sick and tired of all this some penis talk. All day and all night on the Fox and wherever its some penis this and some penis that. Hubby just took the pick-up to get more cotton because I been … Continue reading