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MORE EMAIL FROM THE BASE

I and the little missus are all in for our grate leader Mr Donald Trump who has so many times and other so many times re-vealed to all of us his bright brillianse. His new name for NATO whitch is NATOME is way beyond more brillianter. The little missus was raveing about it all through … Continue reading

MORE EMAIL FROM “THE BASE”

I am a pritty inteligent Trump supporter – “make America grate again” – and I would really like to know why it is such a terrible thing for our grate President to make a tweet dig at someone like this nutjob Gretta Thunberg. Ooh, they say, how could he do that to someone whose on … Continue reading

STOP SPEAKING LATIN! PLEASE!

Democrats, do you actually think you are going to make your case by using words like exculpatory? And quid Pro Quo? And whatever other Latin words and phrases you  continue to run by the likes of Mr. Jimmy John Bobby Joe Junior Blount Sr. of Crapville, Mississippi? And his missus; the lovely Jenni Jo Jean … Continue reading

TRUMP AND BARR ANNOUNCED AS NEW SPOKESMEN

New York, Oct. 27, 2019 – Donald Trump and William Barr have been named as the new co-spokesmen for Banana Republic. Brad Flabber, the Executive Vice-President in charge of all Banana Republic advertising for polos, shorts, and underwear, today made the announcement at the Banana Republic Factory on 34th Street and Fifth Avenue.  “The new … Continue reading

MORE EMAIL FROM THE ALT RIGHT TRUMP BASE.

  As a prowd Obergruppenfuhrer member of Stormer Troop Blitzkrieg Eins of Indiana I am righting too say we are so happy that we did helped to eleckt President Mr Donald Trump (who we are shure is stocked with German like us are) becawse it is abowt time that we whites took our rightified place … Continue reading

PRESIDENT COSTANZA STRIKES AGAIN…AND SO THERE!

  “I will hold my breath until you stop investigating my crimes” said President George Costanza today.   Vowing to not take a breath for as long as it takes, President Costanza today defied congress even as he began to turn from orange to blue. As usual, Nancy Pelosi’s measured remarks stood out in stark … Continue reading