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TRUMP APPOINTS NEW WHITE HOUSE CHIEF OF STAFF!

Donald J. Trump reached out today to tap as the new White House Chief of staff Bobby Sam Mowze of Corinth, Mississippi. Mr. Mowze was notified of his appointment while with his family at the annual Corinth Duct Tape festival. “I ’bout near commenced to choked on a mouthful of Clara Belle Sneed’s vinegar bean … Continue reading

BREAKING NEWS: ALICE, OF WONDERLAND, HOLDS FIRST PRESS CONFERENCE CALLS U.S. AN “ASYLUM”

Alice, who famously said in Alice in Wonderland, “it’s the stupidest tea party I ever was at in all my life,” today retracted that statement. Sane In a press conference held earlier on the lawn of The Mad Hatter’s summer home in Amagansett, Long Island, Alice declared, “after experiencing the current political state of affairs … Continue reading

QUESTION IS THE ANSWER

In light of the Florida re-count and the latest massacre in California; I am saddened, sick, and tired, of the TV talking heads asking and answering so many questions that have obvious answers. Cases in point, the latest gun massacre in Thousand Oaks California and the Florida Governor re-count imbroglio caused by the purposely designed-to-be-confusing … Continue reading

LETTER FROM AN INFORMED TRUMP SUPPORTER

I am with the grate Rush Limbaugh on this bomb crapp an this Democrat funded caravan comin to evade us to. An no dout President Trump is feedin them chinks an ruskys info on his cel that aint classical. I am speshally an rightley all riled up bout these hear bombs bein sent to people … Continue reading

THE ART OF THE “VAMP”

Before I write this I have to say it will be the women of this country, and the men who respect them, who will save us. Musicians know what “vamping” means. Here is its definition from The Music Genome Project; In the context of music, a vamp is a short sequence of chords that gets … Continue reading

BEER, BOOF, GOOD TIMES

Coors Banquet beer today announced that Brett Kavanaugh is their new spokesman. Hans Stein, Coors Vice-President in charge of advertising said, Judge Kavanaugh is “the perfect fit for our brand which, as everyone knows, is brewed in the pristine white foothills of the Rockies.” Coors first 30 second TV spot, “Beer, Boof, Good Times,” will … Continue reading

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