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MORE EMAIL FROM THE BASE OR: FOOLED BY THE GAY TV – AGAIN!

I was washin’ ironin’ an’ starching my hubbies under wares the other day last week while he was out teachin’ the grandkids to shoot squirrels because he says the starchy stiffness of his shorts reminds him of when he was a teen-ager – I dont know why – and I heared on the TV that … Continue reading

TRUMP: “I’VE WON…WE NOW HAVE A WALL…MY WALL…TRUMP’S TREMENDOUS WALL…THE FABULOUS WALL OF TRUMP.”

Washington D.C. (Dec 27, 2018)  Reporters were hastily called to the White House this afternoon where Donald J. Trump announced to all assembled that “we have a wall.” The announcement came as a surprise to all those who have been following the ongoing negotiations involving Trump’s insistence on a five billion dollar appropriation for the … Continue reading

TRUMP APPOINTS NEW WHITE HOUSE CHIEF OF STAFF!

Donald J. Trump reached out today to tap as the new White House Chief of staff Bobby Sam Mowze of Corinth, Mississippi. Mr. Mowze was notified of his appointment while with his family at the annual Corinth Duct Tape festival. “I ’bout near commenced to choked on a mouthful of Clara Belle Sneed’s vinegar bean … Continue reading

BREAKING NEWS: ALICE, OF WONDERLAND, HOLDS FIRST PRESS CONFERENCE CALLS U.S. AN “ASYLUM”

Alice, who famously said in Alice in Wonderland, “it’s the stupidest tea party I ever was at in all my life,” today retracted that statement. Sane In a press conference held earlier on the lawn of The Mad Hatter’s summer home in Amagansett, Long Island, Alice declared, “after experiencing the current political state of affairs … Continue reading

QUESTION IS THE ANSWER

In light of the Florida re-count and the latest massacre in California; I am saddened, sick, and tired, of the TV talking heads asking and answering so many questions that have obvious answers. Cases in point, the latest gun massacre in Thousand Oaks California and the Florida Governor re-count imbroglio caused by the purposely designed-to-be-confusing … Continue reading

LETTER FROM AN INFORMED TRUMP SUPPORTER

I am with the grate Rush Limbaugh on this bomb crapp an this Democrat funded caravan comin to evade us to. An no dout President Trump is feedin them chinks an ruskys info on his cel that aint classical. I am speshally an rightley all riled up bout these hear bombs bein sent to people … Continue reading

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