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MORE EMAIL FROM THE ALT RIGHT TRUMP BASE.

  As a prowd Obergruppenfuhrer member of Stormer Troop Blitzkrieg Eins of Indiana I am righting too say we are so happy that we did helped to eleckt President Mr Donald Trump (who we are shure is stocked with German like us are) becawse it is abowt time that we whites took our rightified place … Continue reading

PRESIDENT COSTANZA STRIKES AGAIN…AND SO THERE!

  “I will hold my breath until you stop investigating my crimes” said President George Costanza today.   Vowing to not take a breath for as long as it takes, President Costanza today defied congress even as he began to turn from orange to blue. As usual, Nancy Pelosi’s measured remarks stood out in stark … Continue reading

ANOTHER EMAIL FROM THE “BASE”

I have been looking at all my maps and I can not for the life of me find any city called San Jewerry. Where is this? Is it near me is what I’d like to know. Because it sounds like it’s some kind of a place where Hebrews live. Is it? Can anyone enlighten me? … Continue reading

WHAT IS ALL THIS PENIS TALK? EMAIL FROM “THE BASE”

I am a loyal Trump person. Me and hubby love this grate man. Anyway, we are sick and tired of all this some penis talk. All day and all night on the Fox and wherever its some penis this and some penis that. Hubby just took the pick-up to get more cotton because I been … Continue reading

The Ultra Conservative Republican Stars of CPAC Meet At Gaylord National Resort & Convention Center in National Harbor, MD. or: Mommy, I’m A-Scared of the Clowns

The other evening laundries in and around our nation’s capital, as well as those of the very finest hotels, were kept buzzing deep into the early morning hours in a feverish attempt to get all the necessary sheets laundered, starched, and ironed, in order that the many delegates to the ultra-conservative Republican CPAC conference could … Continue reading

MORE EMAIL FROM THE BASE OR: FOOLED BY THE GAY TV – AGAIN!

I was washin’ ironin’ an’ starching my hubbies under wares the other day last week while he was out teachin’ the grandkids to shoot squirrels because he says the starchy stiffness of his shorts reminds him of when he was a teen-ager – I dont know why – and I heared on the TV that … Continue reading

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