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WHAT SESSIONS REALLY MEANT OR: SUB-TEXT IS ALL

So… Jeff Sessions is now Trump’s attorney general (not mine). Here is what Sessions said – and what he meant. What he said: “I can’t express how appreciative I am for those of you who stood by me during this difficult time,” Mr. Sessions said shortly after the vote. “By your vote tonight, I have … Continue reading

WHY WE ARE WHERE WE ARE.

If you are at all wondering how such a giant as Barack Hussein Obama could be followed by such a midget as Donald J. Trump I have some reasons. Obama is black. Trump, while not exactly white, isn’t. 2. Obama is highly intelligent, and appeals to people who are as well. Trump is a functioning … Continue reading

PUTTING CHRIST BACK IN CHRISTMAS THE “FAMILY VALUES” WAY

The Family Research Council, Focus on the Family, and The Christian Coalition have just issued a report condemning certain Christmas carols as “un-Christ-like, un-Christian, unfriendly to family values, aiding in the advancement and glorification of certain un-American lifestyles, and just plain no good.” Pointing out that the carol “Deck The Halls,” is the most egregious … Continue reading

NEWS FLASH: A FIRST LOOK AT TRUMP TV

  Barking in the Dark has been privileged to receive an advance copy of the new Trump TV Network program line-up. Here it is: 3:00 – Time for Tweeting with Donald J. Trump (The Day’s First Tweets. Live – from the Trump Tower Master Bathroom) N 3:15 – Important and Unbelievable Tweets – with Donald … Continue reading

EVANGELICALS STAND BY THEIR MAN

  Morris, Alabama, Nov. 9 – Pastor Furlin J. Duddy commented today in the wake of the newly released incendiary audio of the Republican candidate for President Donald J. Trump. Pastor Duddy, the head of The Alabama Evangelical Pastors for Trump said; “it is quite obvious to all of us devout evangelicals that Mr. Trump’s … Continue reading

THE “UNDECIDEDS”

It grieves and saddens me no end that the fate of our beloved country, as well as that of all of the so-called “free world” (that’s funny) lies in the hands of some people who have been called the “undecideds.” It seems to me that these “undecideds” must be  profoundly ignorant people since they profess … Continue reading