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MORE EMAIL FROM THE BASE: WHUT ARE Y’ALL TALKIN’ ABOUT ANYWAYS?

I keep hearin’ about a inch erection. That there wuz some kinda inch erection in January??? Was all a them men that wuz there had a inch erection???   Mah hubby coitanly has more than a inch erection. Ah woud not evah have marreyed him if he only had an inch erection. We have eleven … Continue reading

THE “UNDECIDEDS” REDUX

From the New York Times; Today’s America is so deeply polarized that it can be hard to imagine there are people who are really not sure whether they want to vote for President Trump or his Democratic rival. It grieves and saddens me no end that the fate of our beloved country, as well as … Continue reading

MORE LETTERS FROM THE BASE: OH, MY G-D…THEY DIDN’T USE THE WORD “G-D”!!!

So we was watching the FOX News the other night to maybe catch a bit of the “real” news about all the Democrat lies in there convention, and the little lady and I were shocked to learn that not a one of these speekers mentioned G-D. Nary a single one! We did see the great … Continue reading

HITLER THROWS HELMET IN RING AS REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE FOR PRESIDENT. “VY ACCEPT EINE PALE – EEFEN ORANGE – IMITATION? UND ICH. VILL. VIN!!”

CHARLOTTE, N.C. – Yesterday, in Charlotte North Carolina, Der Fuhrer Adolf Hitler stood beaming before a packed rally of adoring followers all screaming Heil Hitler. And most of them were armed with sidearms and/or assault weapons and wearing camouflage – as if in a war.  Many of them were sporting swastika armbands, and many others … Continue reading

MORE EMAIL FROM “THE BASE”

Its a good thing we have such a man as the grate Mr Donald J Trump in the offal office. If it was not for his tiresomeless eforts to keep us all safe we wouldnt. The hubby and I joke that he wont ware a face mask because it would covver his beuatiful smile. But … Continue reading

THE ULTRA CONSERVATIVE REPUBLICAN *STARS* OF CPAC MEET IN ORLANDO, FLA. Or: Mommy, I’m A-Scared of the Clowns

This is Barking in the Dark’s annual review of the this year’s annual Conservative Political Action Conference. The other evening last week laundries in and around Orlando Florida – as well as those of their very finest hotels, were kept buzzing deep into the early morning hours in a feverish attempt to get all the … Continue reading