Coors Banquet beer today announced that Brett Kavanaugh is their new spokesman. Hans Stein, Coors Vice-President in charge of advertising said, Judge Kavanaugh is “the perfect fit for our brand which, as everyone knows, is brewed in the pristine white foothills of the Rockies.” Coors first 30 second TV spot, “Beer, Boof, Good Times,” will … Continue reading
I am a flea. And quite a handsome one at that. My wife says I am a very good catch. Okay, this is besides the point. The point is; I can speak with authority on behalf of all fleas everywhere when I say; I, we, have had it! We fleas have been maligned for years…ages…eons…for … Continue reading
Though his sweet little behind had already been ridden hard after a night of incredibly tremendous anal sex Donnie had to suck it up – much as he had sucked on Vlad’s fabulous penis – and sit astride Vlad’s stallion. He liked it more when Vlad was behind him but on a horse it was … Continue reading
You gotta see this…Here’s a pup named Jumpy that is waaaay smarter than any of the idiots who think this Fascist “Hair” Trump is just wonderful. This is the canine I wanna be when I come back as a dog. I LOVE this puppy!
Because Ted Nugent slammed survivors of the Parkland, Florida, school shooting, calling them “liars” and “poor, mushy-brained children” – and for a myriad of other reasons…THIS: Screaming “Get me a Jew doctor” Ted Nugent was rushed into the emergency room of Central Hospital at 4 am this morning after his penile implant exploded in the … Continue reading
Yes…In light of Rick Santorum’s views on the Parkland Protesters here are his views on that most sacrilegious of human acts…sex. Santorum – who once had momentum (His base still thinks God must’ve sent ‘im) Is for no birth control (Means more dopes in the fold) Who couldn’t buy IQ’s or rent ‘em This … Continue reading