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QUESTION IS THE ANSWER

In light of the Florida re-count and the latest massacre in California; I am saddened, sick, and tired, of the TV talking heads asking and answering so many questions that have obvious answers. Cases in point, the latest gun massacre in Thousand Oaks California and the Florida Governor re-count imbroglio caused by the purposely designed-to-be-confusing … Continue reading

LETTER FROM AN INFORMED TRUMP SUPPORTER

I am with the grate Rush Limbaugh on this bomb crapp an this Democrat funded caravan comin to evade us to. An no dout President Trump is feedin them chinks an ruskys info on his cel that aint classical. I am speshally an rightley all riled up bout these hear bombs bein sent to people … Continue reading

THE ART OF THE “VAMP”

Before I write this I have to say it will be the women of this country, and the men who respect them, who will save us. Musicians know what “vamping” means. Here is its definition from The Music Genome Project; In the context of music, a vamp is a short sequence of chords that gets … Continue reading

BEER, BOOF, GOOD TIMES

Coors Banquet beer today announced that Brett Kavanaugh is their new spokesman. Hans Stein, Coors Vice-President in charge of advertising said, Judge Kavanaugh is “the perfect fit for our brand which, as everyone knows, is brewed in the pristine white foothills of the Rockies.” Coors first 30 second TV spot, “Beer, Boof, Good Times,” will … Continue reading

I, A FLEA IN TRUMPLAND!

I am a flea. And quite a handsome one at that. My wife says I am a very good catch. Okay, this is besides the point. The point is; I can speak with authority on behalf of all fleas everywhere when I say; I, we, have had it! We fleas have been maligned for years…ages…eons…for … Continue reading

AN EXCERPT FROM THE UPCOMING ROMANCE NOVEL “OH VLAD, MORE K-Y. SPASIBO”

Though his sweet little behind had already been ridden hard after a night of incredibly tremendous anal sex Donnie had to suck it up – much as he had sucked on Vlad’s fabulous    penis – and sit astride Vlad’s stallion. He liked it more when Vlad was behind him but on a horse it was … Continue reading

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