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POETIC

And, isn’t it poetic that the vermin that is Donald John Trump, a cancerous coward of epic proportions, has fled like the cockroach he is as soon as the lights went on? And, trailing along with this bloated boor goes the world’s biggest whore. Good fucking riddance! And, isn’t it poetic that this biggest loser, … Continue reading

“I LOVE GETTING EVEN” —Donald J. Trump

“When people wrong you, go after those people, because it is a good feeling and because other people will see you doing it. I love getting even.”                                                          … Continue reading

TRUMP AND BARR ANNOUNCED AS NEW SPOKESMEN

New York, Oct. 27, 2019 – Donald Trump and William Barr have been named as the new co-spokesmen for Banana Republic. Brad Flabber, the Executive Vice-President in charge of all Banana Republic advertising for polos, shorts, and underwear, today made the announcement at the Banana Republic Factory on 34th Street and Fifth Avenue.  “The new … Continue reading

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN PLEASE SIT FOR THE FLAYING OF OUR NATIONAL ANATHEMA

What more can be said about the clowning glory that is Donald J. Trump. Today, America witnessed the eulogizing of a man whose sense of honor, morality and duty – whether you agreed with his policies or not – stands in stark contrast with the hollow blowhard who now sits behind the very same desk … Continue reading

BEER, BOOF, GOOD TIMES

Coors Banquet beer today announced that Brett Kavanaugh is their new spokesman. Hans Stein, Coors Vice-President in charge of advertising said, Judge Kavanaugh is “the perfect fit for our brand which, as everyone knows, is brewed in the pristine white foothills of the Rockies.” Coors first 30 second TV spot, “Beer, Boof, Good Times,” will … Continue reading

I, A FLEA IN TRUMPLAND!

I am a flea. And quite a handsome one at that. My wife says I am a very good catch. Okay, this is besides the point. The point is; I can speak with authority on behalf of all fleas everywhere when I say; I, we, have had it! We fleas have been maligned for years…ages…eons…for … Continue reading