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“When people wrong you, go after those people, because it is a good feeling and because other people will see you doing it. I love getting even.” … Continue reading
New York, Oct. 27, 2019 – Donald Trump and William Barr have been named as the new co-spokesmen for Banana Republic. Brad Flabber, the Executive Vice-President in charge of all Banana Republic advertising for polos, shorts, and underwear, today made the announcement at the Banana Republic Factory on 34th Street and Fifth Avenue. “The new … Continue reading
What more can be said about the clowning glory that is Donald J. Trump. Today, America witnessed the eulogizing of a man whose sense of honor, morality and duty – whether you agreed with his policies or not – stands in stark contrast with the hollow blowhard who now sits behind the very same desk … Continue reading
Coors Banquet beer today announced that Brett Kavanaugh is their new spokesman. Hans Stein, Coors Vice-President in charge of advertising said, Judge Kavanaugh is “the perfect fit for our brand which, as everyone knows, is brewed in the pristine white foothills of the Rockies.” Coors first 30 second TV spot, “Beer, Boof, Good Times,” will … Continue reading
I am a flea. And quite a handsome one at that. My wife says I am a very good catch. Okay, this is besides the point. The point is; I can speak with authority on behalf of all fleas everywhere when I say; I, we, have had it! We fleas have been maligned for years…ages…eons…for … Continue reading
May I reprise this – with a slight re-write: Originally Posted by barkinginthedark ⋅ September 18, 2011 ⋅ But certainly more relevant today: Hitler Throws Helmet in Ring as Republican Candidate for President: “Why accept a pale imitation? I VILL VIN!!” Adolf Hitler announced today through his Minister of Propaganda Josef Goebbels, that he would be … Continue reading
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