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Rick Santorum

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WE’VE NOW HEARD HIS VIEWS ON THE PARKLAND PROTESTERS NOW HERE’S RICK SANTORUM ON SEX

Yes…In light of Rick Santorum’s views on the Parkland Protesters here are his views on that most sacrilegious of human acts…sex. Santorum – who once had momentum (His base still thinks God must’ve sent ‘im) Is for no birth control (Means more dopes in the fold) Who couldn’t buy IQ’s or rent ‘em   This … Continue reading

Screw Planned Parenthood! Screw Breast Exams! Republican Raid on Seven Sisters Schools Jails Ten Thousand Women…More to Come.

Led by Republican Senator The Right Reverend Billy Willy Joe Bob Goober of Mississippi, a crack team of ex-Blackwater assault troops called Kochs Kommandos pulled off a coordinated surprise pre-dawn raid on the five of the seven sisters, a group of liberal arts women’s colleges in the Northeast, the two exceptions to the raid being … Continue reading

I AM REALLY OUTRAGED! (MORE EMAIL FROM THE RELIGIOUS RIGHT)

I have two teenage sons who are just…how should I put it…just starting to “feel” things. You know – down “there?” I don’t know how else to put it, but I think you all know what I mean. They are both real good boys, polite and very well groomed, which they should be, because they … Continue reading

WHAT!!? ORGY? ORGY?? (# 5 in the Satirical Series; Emails from the Tea Party

I just now heerd on the TV while I wuz in the other room there cookin up some sqirral that Sprint is America’s favorite ORGY NETWORK? What? WHAT??? Did I heerd that right?? This is crazy! CRAZY!!! This is something my  grandchildren  are seeing! This wonton permisivniss has GOT TO STOP! What with them gays … Continue reading

TRUMP TO MODERATE NEXT REPUBLICAN “DEBATE”

Donald Trump announced today that he will be moderating the upcoming Republican candidates debate on the Fox network. When reporters asked if this wasn’t a bit odd since he himself was still a candidate Trump replied; “Hey, that’s for me to know and you to find out. But just let me say this; (as he … Continue reading

Jobs? What Jobs? The Gays are Lurking Behind Every Bush Just Waiting to Jump on our Bodies

I-BLOW, or Iowans Behind Laws Outlawing Whatever, numbering some 1,000 evangelical voters strong, will be “flocking” to Des Moines Iowa new years day for a forum to discuss what are – no doubt – the two issues uppermost in all American voters minds, namely, a woman’s right to choose, and the gay “problem.” All the … Continue reading

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