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WE’VE NOW HEARD HIS VIEWS ON THE PARKLAND PROTESTERS NOW HERE’S RICK SANTORUM ON SEX

Yes…In light of Rick Santorum’s views on the Parkland Protesters here are his views on that most sacrilegious of human acts…sex.

Santorum – who once had momentum

, U.S. Senator from Pennsylvania.

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(His base still thinks God must’ve sent ‘im)

Is for no birth control

(Means more dopes in the fold)

Who couldn’t buy IQ’s or rent ‘em

 

This man has a plan for your bedroom

It’s a straight-fucking-no-giving-head room

There’s no going down

Just lift your nightgown

In your lay-there-as-if-you-are-dead room

 

Thou shalt not use finger or toe

Or go where the Greeks boldly go

Make a hole in the sheet

Stick your dick in tout suite

Sayeth Rick 3:18 Book of “No!”

 

Sayeth Ricky we don’t fuck for fun

We fucketh to maketh a bun

There’s no tricky stuff

Ye shall never touch muff

Just mount, come, dismount, wipeth, done

1900: Bathing suit, about 1900.

Condoms will only promote

Some crazy-ass sex here’s his quote

Re gays: “Man on dog,

Man on child” – pass the grog

And get a load of the ass on that goat

 

The hypocrites on Ricky’s team

All wallow in his sex slipstream

No jerking or sucking

And no fancy fucking

‘Tween boobs, or with lubes, or cool whip cream

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So if we then all do like Ricky

There’ll be none of that stuff that is icky

Like them porn stars do

It’s just me on you

But I’ll sure miss that dildo doohickey

 

 

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10 thoughts on “WE’VE NOW HEARD HIS VIEWS ON THE PARKLAND PROTESTERS NOW HERE’S RICK SANTORUM ON SEX

  1. This guy is an embarrassment to the species. The people who vote for him are an embarrassment to nature.

    What I can’t figure out is whether he’s actually sincere, or whether he’s sitting in some back room, dangling a stripper on his lap and having a good laugh…

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    Posted by shiarrael | March 28, 2018, 3:02 pm
  2. There’s only one genetic error that it has been repeated over and over again through time and it’s the creation of this species of imbeciles, meaningless, useless, cancers of nature, it is the disease itself attempting to give a meaning to the aberration of its own existence represented in individuals like this one…

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    Posted by transtime | March 27, 2018, 3:20 pm

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