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WE’VE NOW HEARD HIS VIEWS ON THE PARKLAND PROTESTERS NOW HERE’S RICK SANTORUM ON SEX

Yes…In light of Rick Santorum’s views on the Parkland Protesters here are his views on that most sacrilegious of human acts…sex. Santorum – who once had momentum (His base still thinks God must’ve sent ‘im) Is for no birth control (Means more dopes in the fold) Who couldn’t buy IQ’s or rent ‘em   This … Continue reading

MEN WHO LOVE WOMEN

First, let me say that I am certain that many men who will read this piece will disagree with it strongly. They are, in all likelihood, men who do not know how to truly love a woman – although they think they do. I have long believed that a man who loves women in ways … Continue reading

I AM REALLY OUTRAGED! (MORE EMAIL FROM THE RELIGIOUS RIGHT)

I have two teenage sons who are just…how should I put it…just starting to “feel” things. You know – down “there?” I don’t know how else to put it, but I think you all know what I mean. They are both real good boys, polite and very well groomed, which they should be, because they … Continue reading

Ted Nugent Rushed to Emergency Room

Screaming “Get me a Jew doctor” Ted Nugent was rushed into the emergency room of Central Hospital at 4 am this morning after his penile implant exploded in the Hot Buns  movie theater. Nugent was brought to the emergency room by a young Latino who told reporters “we were jackin’ each other off when this … Continue reading

The Ballad of Rick Santorum’s or: Sex in the Time of Santorum

In light of Rick Santorum’s views on the Parkland Protesters here are his views on that most sacrilegious of human acts…sex. Santorum once had some momentum His base thought that God must’ve sent ‘im Tho’ no birth control Means more dopes in the fold Who couldn’t buy IQ’s or rent ‘em   This man with … Continue reading

The Ballad of The Religious Right or: My God is Waaaay Better Than Yours

Now the Religious Right have reached dizzying heights Of hypocrisy pure plain and simple St. Mary herself Seeing their pelf Would blush red with shame ‘neath her wimple   First we’ve Ralph Reed whose mean hate filled creed Decrees gays will not make it to heaven I guess none of us heard When they passed … Continue reading