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Cautionary tale, Humor, satire, writing

WHAT!!? ORGY? ORGY?? (# 5 in the Satirical Series; Emails from the Tea Party

I just now heerd on the TV while I wuz in the other room there cookin up some sqirral that Sprint is America’s favorite ORGY NETWORK? What? WHAT??? Did I heerd that right?? This is crazy! CRAZY!!!

This is something my  grandchildren  are seeing! This wonton permisivniss has GOT TO STOP! What with them gays getting marreed and whatever  else them people do, I mean, who  knows  what there in there doin with there apliances?

I do  know that the Sprint has them cell phones where you can make a videeo and all, but to  advertize  that you are the ORGY NETWORK??? I am gob-smacked – right here batween the both a my eyes!

Oh wait! – it’s even  worser  than I thought…now  I see that there saying…4G. 4G?…4G??  Is this an orgy with 4 people in it?  Is this 4G some new kind of hep, slang, black rap thing for a  4 person orgy?

Thats it! The blacks have gone  wa-a-a-y  to far here. They are making a comercial on TV where children watch about their phones desined specificaly for  ORGYS WITH 4 PEOPLE???  And  blacks are all doing that RAPPING about it?

This all here is why Im voting for Mr Rick Sanitarium a man of G-D and EVEN Mr Doneld Chump and his grate wall –  JUST SOSE YOU ALL KNOW!!!

 

Author’s note: with respect to the great Gilda Radner.

 

 

© tony powers and Barking in the Dark, 2011. Unauthorized use and/or !duplication of this material without express and written permission from this blog’s author and/or owner is strictly prohibited. Excerpts and links may be used, provided that full and clear credit is given to tony powers and Barking in the Dark with appropriate and specific direction to the original content.

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Tony Powers is a writer/actor/musician. His full bio may be seen by clicking on the picture, and then clicking on either of the 2 boxes below it.

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