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Whats With All These Ads About “A Reptile Dis-function”? (# 3 in the satirical series: Emails From The Tea Party)

updated to reflect the current crap of Republican candidates – and voters

American Alligator (Alligator mississipiensis)...

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I live in Polk County thats in Central Florida. Also i am a prowd member of the Polk County Tee Party to.

In my neck of the woods I seen a lot of reptiles alligater, lizerd, snake, you name it I seen it. but I aint never seen no alligater didnt know how to be no alligater or no lizerd the same – or niether no snake never.

So what are all these adverts I keep hearing on Fox 1130 WBF-AM about a reptile disfunction? And how in the hell do you get a alligater to take this stuff for it in case he is? Or a lizerd or a snake? Do you want to try and shove a pill down a gaters throat? Are you gonna put your fingers down a coral snakes throat to get him some medicin? Hah! I dint think so.

So lets all be as smart as i an stop here and now all this talking on the radio an the teevee about a reptile disfunction. And lets all get out and vote for Donild Chump and Carlee Failorina they are the man. And the woman to.

Whut?

Erectile?

Oh!

Never mind.

 

(With an appropriate nod to the great Gilda Radner,)

 

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5 thoughts on “Whats With All These Ads About “A Reptile Dis-function”? (# 3 in the satirical series: Emails From The Tea Party)

  1. Hey reptile, I don’t want your second hand love…

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    Posted by transtime | September 23, 2015, 5:51 pm

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