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ODE TO THE DONALD

speaking at CPAC in Washington D.C. on Februar...

speaking at CPAC in Washington D.C. on February 10, 2011. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

If this If this grotesque slob
Gets the President’s job
It will loudly proclaim
To all of our shame
We’re the land of the freaks
And the home of the brained.

You buffoonish poseur
With a comb-over sure
To make sane folk cringe
As you prove you’re unhinged
You fat pompous fuck
With a mouth like a duck
Which quacks out the hate
That will soon seal your fate
When some angry Latina
Steps to smack the patina
Of smug off your face
With a kick to that place
Where your shriveled up dick
Which passes for a prick
Which hardly peeps through
The flab that is you
You unthinking racist
Epitome of the basest
Most ignorant schmucks
Who plays to the clucks
And panders to losers
The angry white goobers
Who haven’t a clue
Who are more base than you
(That’s saying a lot)
Because you are what
We wipe off our shoe
The shit our dogs do
That stinks up the place
Who smells like our waste
Who stokes dummies fears
With nought ‘tween their ears
Your “people” big Don
Who can’t spot your con
All blinded by flash
The stupid white trash
The ignorant masses
Keep kissing their asses
And feed them the hate
Which makes them feel great
As they eat up your game
Yeah, Mexican’s are to blame
For the failures they’ve been
For the messes they’re in
It’s the immigrant’s fault
For their shitty gestalt
For the jobs that they lack
Why, they’d all break their back
Picking lettuce in the sun
And peaches and plums
Picking grapes off the vine
Why they’d all be just fine
As they slavishly toil
Picking olives for oil
And apples and cherries
And pears and strawberries
They’d be out there in a beat
In the sweltering heat
Sweating poundage away
For ten dollars a day
Sure – we all know they would
If they all only could
They’d be there in a shot
In the devil’s own hot
If only those damn
Mexicans would just scram!

So The Donald’s their man
He’s the one with the plan
Yeah they all know he can
Build the wall that’ll span
The whole border ‘tween Texas
An’ all of them Mex’s
Yeah,The Donald is it
‘Cause they’re dumber than shit!

 

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Tony Powers is a writer/actor/musician. His full bio may be seen by clicking on the picture, and then clicking on either of the 2 boxes below it.

Discussion

13 thoughts on “ODE TO THE DONALD

  1. chinese poodle…

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    Posted by transtime | August 31, 2015, 6:41 pm
  2. Did hear that Scott Walker wants to build a wall across the entire US – Canadian border? Another asshole, who didn’t fall far from the tree…

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    Posted by A Pondering Mind | August 31, 2015, 3:28 pm

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